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I hate that the Clippers are the most Yacht Rock team, but to deny the fact is self delusion. It's more important to interrogate that the Clippers are the most Yacht Rock team

The law he was guilty by sucked tho

How hard is their remaining schedule (I know you posted it but I dont trust my ability to parse small text)

Near the end we were all reminiscing and 1 guy, a physicist at the LLM fusion lab says jocularly "the guy I worried most about during trial was... THIS guy" and pointed at me like it was a big ironic reveal (talked him into voting for aquittal) (pretty sure dude was guilty)

Many years ago I had months long jury duty. I literally didnt talk to anybody during the entire trial. Then deliberations started and I became the spokesperson for the entire "acquit" side.

Just for reference, so am I

If there's a Miami of Ohio there should be a Cleveland of Florida

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The fact that this has not received any engagement after 3 minutes makes me worry. Do I need to better explain the joke's concept? Maybe every time I refer to him as "Timothy Pikachu" I can include an asterisk with an explanation of the joke?

Bernard LaFayette, Selma voting rights organizer, dies at 85 Bernard LaFayette, who died Thursday, laid the foundations of the Selma, Alabama, campaign that culminated in the passage of the Voting Rights Act. He was a Freedom Rider and helped found the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee.

Bernard LaFayette, who died Thursday, laid the foundations of the Selma, Alabama, campaign that culminated in the passage of the Voting Rights Act. He was a Freedom Rider and helped found the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee. n.pr/4csIbWh

Ideal quadrant tbh

Thinking of starting a bit where I refer to Timothy Chalamet as "Timothy Pikachu", and obvious play on the fact that his name kind of looks like "Charizard", another pokemon. I've never played a pokemon but I think this bit could really resonate with the hip young crowd my brand typically appeals to

Im probably the most reclusive person I know but sometimes I need to go out and be alone in loud places where a lot of other people are talking to each other. It's a useful referent not an absolute scale!

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social did you watch the big group streaming event featuring most of the no hit rando streamers last weekend

I'd rank myself very far on the introvert scale who varies on the social competence scale to such a degree that it should be considered an RNG variable

Wait, actually 2 separate ones for different years a decade apart

I shared an office with one for a year

Not that I'd ever express such sympathy to one of them, as I'm not looking for the worst 2 hour long conversation I've ever had in my life.

Introversion and extroversion exist on a separate axis than social competence. You can be an introvert who is a social genius or a socially incompetent extrovert. The latter of which seems like an awful affliction and recipe for a terrible life

Which NBA player do you think is best at Elden Ring

Papa Gut

Hold on, I'm trying to design a BENGHAZI acrostic that disproves your point

Totally interested in the future predictions of a guy run off of multiple websites he founded that did not pan out as he predicted

The insane clown posse, which is actually a duo apparently, which i dont think properly constitutes a possession. One of them looks angry. The other has a very normal person's expression

The word distraction is just making humanity dumber. We should get rid of it

The Iraq war — by the numbers Some key statistics on this 20th anniversary of the war’s beginning.

Just to return to the topic from yesterday, only the US can kill hundreds of thousands of civilians in previous wars and still have its citizens and reporters pretending that it doesn’t do that.

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Neill Blomkamp's career arc was basically the same as Michael Carter-Williams's

It's why he needs the new bunker. So he has somewhere to sleep when he's a 20 meter wide giant baby sludge.

THEORY: Trump's mystery rashes are symptoms of him undergoing a very slow version of what happens to Tetsuo at the end of AKIRA. It makes a lot of sense if you think about it

Only thing I care about is that Trae Young plays in the next summer league