Frankenfreckle

When I was younger, all i wanted was to be older. Now that i'm older, all i want to do is get murdered.

Don't u hate it when u look up at the blood moon and accidentally channel ur dead dad.

Who up thinking about how fucked up they are

Who up thinking about how fucked up they are

Love means never having to apologize for trying to sacrifice you to Satan.

Call me an optimist, but I hope animals revolt and eat us all.

*Sprinkles my baby teeth over you as you sleep*

I can't fall asleep until at least one Victorian poltergeist named Ethelbert tries to feed on my aura.

*Pulls up to ur house on my fainting couch*

When things aren't going well, I always ask myself, what would the parasite that feeds on my aura do?

*Catches the dead body at the wedding*

*Writes love poems on all the toe tags in the morgue*

Alarm clocks are just dream cops.

Humans are just ghost sweaters.

I see life as a coffin half full.

Having a ghostgiving with the young sailors that i lured to their death.

First date idea: You never show up & I go back to bed.

I let my poltergeist children name all my ulcers.

Showing my goth cat autopsy photos to win his love back.

Sorry I can't hang out tonight, i'm naming all my pet leeches after rare constellations.

Is your wedding going to be open casket

Can't decide if i want to join a cult or a landfill.

It's a beautiful evening to shapeshift into a crow that gets trapped in Stevie Nick's hair forever.

Super weird they don't give u a college scholarship for absorbing ur twin in the womb.

Who needs a partner, when you can snuggle a walking stick covered in sheep's blood.

Now that I take yoga, I can cry in all kinds of crazy positions.

Don't worry about floaters, it is just a spectral bride that has been hypnotizing you for years to do her bidding.

I have death bearing hips.

Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm making my two Nicolas Cage pillows kiss.