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Dakota Schmidt

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Diablo Rojos scout. Retired writer. Contact: dakotaschmidt34@gmail.com. DM's open. Forever the G League king.

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Haas is going to forget to bring an engine to the track.

07.03.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Looks at Ryan Braun* Well uh...

05.03.2026 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now I wonder if Nintendo had a book of Italian terms when they were first making the games.

05.03.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How were the Watts?

05.03.2026 13:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So the potential next leader of Iran just saw the United States kill his parents and wife. I'm definitely sure he's going to be willing to cooperate

05.03.2026 12:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my grandpas was a milk delivery man and the other was a farmer/snowmobile racer.

05.03.2026 00:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stuff like this makes me happy that I can't log in on that app anymore. Just locked my account and can't go back.

04.03.2026 03:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Chunky grey cat looking at camera

Chunky grey cat looking at camera

Face of a boi that gained three pounds in the last year.

02.03.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you know what war is good for?

Absolutely nothing

02.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just impressed that a roach is able to pass the bar exam and then transition into a career as a stylist.

02.03.2026 04:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love playing the game of "What has our country done now to piss off the rest of the world" whenever I get off work.

02.03.2026 04:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do this and also get some 5 gallon gas cans to fill up too. Prices are about to skyrocket even more.

01.03.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're really managing a war while eating chicken fingers in between rounds of golf

28.02.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thinking about how Wisconsin Badgers' women's hockey player Caroline Harvey already has an Olympic gold and silver medal to pair with two college titles before she's even graduated.

28.02.2026 05:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More like #FeerTheBeer for you tonight

28.02.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe I'm strange but I've never wanted to have sex with a swan.

27.02.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
WWE - Shane McMahon (Naughty by Nature - Here Comes The Money) Official Theme Song
WWE - Shane McMahon (Naughty by Nature - Here Comes The Money) Official Theme Song YouTube video by eXampL WWE

Song in Taylor's head when he hears that. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDKq...

27.02.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can either do that or feed them to the fishes

26.02.2026 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just curious how much experience you have with a shovel.

26.02.2026 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will you use the children to display the plays?

26.02.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And the correct saying is the mischievous Tim Onion and the rascally Kat Abu

26.02.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing humbles you faster than a 5'9 middle-aged Serbian man just hitting pull-up mid-range J's in your face no matter how well you guard him.

26.02.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's like the wing version of Elvin Hayes.

26.02.2026 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think that everyone should be the version of themselves that they love and most comfortable with which leads to being supportive of trans rights.

26.02.2026 14:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 53 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Couldn't even splurge for some Fiji water? SMH

25.02.2026 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That hate should go to Santa Baby, one of the biggest abominations of the 20th century

25.02.2026 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you cover your dog's ears when you cursed?

25.02.2026 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chris Benoit.

25.02.2026 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Piper should've been the Dave Bautista of the 80's and 90's and had a successful film career.

24.02.2026 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Allow me to introduce you to #2 on Dewa United of the Indonesian league but #1 in your heart, Hardianus Hardianus

23.02.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0