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@chiefautoparts

Software engineer and tech industry hater. Trying to add craftsmanship back to software.

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I used the "passable" materials from demoing my mold infested basement for a fake radio station. you work with what you got.

07.03.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Toy story 2 fixing woody
Toy story 2 fixing woody YouTube video by Crazy Buzz fan

He did. Toy Story 2.
youtu.be/HnGsXk1NHBo?...

22.02.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Time math is absolutely fucked in google sheets. yes dividing 2 hours and 26 minutes by 1 minutes and 30 seconds equals 2338~ hours. How kind of you to let me know...

21.02.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought at least I’d be safe. They will leave no stone i unturned in the pursuit of ultimately empty data centers.

18.02.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

even in a debate taking everything else at face value, the answer is just 1) bio chemistry and 2) we use extremely generous facsimiles of neurons (assuming you call your layers of matrix math neurons).

18.02.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Working on recording call in bits for a joke radio station for a GTA race event and I'm trying to channel some @noodleawesome.bsky.social ad spot energy by recording the the phone call through a sound board with the EQ set to "Guy blasting music from his PSP". sounds like piss. 10/10

15.02.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I started on a caching layer form my app as soon as R/W to the data store was done. Is it basic? Yes? can I easily swap it out when I need to enhance it? also yes. A little planning goes a long way.

15.02.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When in reality the point was actually β€œhey don’t bother doing things like weird bit level hacks and tiny memory optimizations until you know they will be impactfulβ€œ. And now we have oodles of dog shit software that basically erases decades of hardware progress so kids from a code camp can be lazy.

15.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At some point in the past to notion of not doing β€œpremature optimizationβ€œ entered programming. And evidently a number of people too that to mean β€œI can write the worst preforming code ever cause CPUs are fast now. I don't need to fix my O(n^3) loop with 5k elements.

15.02.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And then there’s me hoping to pick up cheap enterprise grade hardware when the bubble pops so I build a data center in my basement.

15.02.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i love making space warlord baby trading simulator.jpg
www.pcgamer.com/games/sim/i-...

10.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 232 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh you too? Martix is gonna get a lot of hits today. long live self hosted.

09.02.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else out there have arguments about how Discord age verification won't "save the kids" and will grossly enable the potential targeting of marginalized people and censorship.

09.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's 6:30 am and I'm exhausted but legitimately please say more. Get more in the weeds. Take over the podcast during editing to explain random technical nonsense more (this applies to that other microbe too).

08.02.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I swear to god this statement has me foaming at the mouth. Not enough people spend time thinking about low level operations like this and it keeps me up at night. You have never been the true-er.

08.02.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have developed a burning hatred of almost every UI library except for WPF and maybe qt (though I haven't used it). JS UI libraries doubly so.

08.02.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: am I going too far by @ing Sam when something hit in a way I think he’d appreciate?
Sam: *quote posts my shit*

07.02.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Official Everythin' Gorillaz🎸 (@everythingorillaz) on Threads BREAKING NEWS COMING FROM JAMIE!! They're making a full hand drawn music video of 8 frickin' minutes! No AI involved! Taken from the interview in Apple Music. Thanks to @emelina.art for sharing! #go...

It is as the prophet @samperson.bsky.social foretold. Up the constraints baby! www.threads.com/@everythingo...

07.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I am also a tech boy and already knew most of this.
As a tech boy: please make more of this.

06.02.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.02.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The more I see "competent engineers" hyping up "vibe coding" and "never checking the code", the more I'm convinced they should not be engineers or allowed near any code ever again. Clearly they never had any passion for the craft and just want to pump out startups they can sell as fast as possible.

04.02.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œRobots are now all Elmer Fudd” is the best new sentence I’ve ever heard.

03.02.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Burnt CD-Rom in an external CD-Rom drive with "Flash" written on it

Burnt CD-Rom in an external CD-Rom drive with "Flash" written on it

A virtual machine of Windows XP running on an iMac with Macromedia Studio 8 and the Macromedia Flash 8 InstallShield Wizard running

A virtual machine of Windows XP running on an iMac with Macromedia Studio 8 and the Macromedia Flash 8 InstallShield Wizard running

The Macromedia Flash 8 splashscreen on an iMac running a virtual machine of Windows XP

The Macromedia Flash 8 splashscreen on an iMac running a virtual machine of Windows XP

A Cintiq screen with Flash open on it. My hand is drawing a beautiful rat

A Cintiq screen with Flash open on it. My hand is drawing a beautiful rat

A cunning ploy, Adobe, but you forgot one thing *slides jewel case out of my sleeve*
My highschool computing teacher was my friend's Dad

03.02.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 3805 πŸ” 870 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 14

Truly astounding. Most address forms I use take the first 4-6 characters of my address and fill in the rest for me.

So you created a form with worse UX, stale data, more errors than users, and uses orders of magnitude more compute. Oh and it doesn’t even add the +4zip that reduces delivery errors.

03.02.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

first status is great and all but how will he follow it up? And will it get him cancelled?

02.02.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I literally scream at my work laptop at least once a day because of things like 40+ minute builds, random braking config changes that don’t get broadcast to the dept, and keeping random changes uncommitted to get past basic hurdles.

01.02.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok so super chats but comments, that's about what I expected.

31.01.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

idk what a super thank is because I watch YouTube through RSS now but this was easily my favorite video from you, doubly so after the fake ending.

31.01.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, yeah that episode (and the follow up tirade in the coke episode) has cemented in my mind that I'd give many earthy positions to talk about how I've experience similar things, especially related to constraints, in the "normal" track of writing software that isn't considered "art" or "play".

31.01.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0