That Marriott hasnโt been updated since dot-matrix printers.
@matjohnson
Author: Invisible Things, Loving Day, Pym, Incognegro, etc. Helped on The Fall of the House of Usher (Nflx) and Manhunt (๐). Philly-born; Oregon-thriving Storytelling Guru at U of Oregon; Go ๐ฆ! Will block for pedantic responses to joke postsโgleefully
That Marriott hasnโt been updated since dot-matrix printers.
a v o i d. the m a r r i o t t
this is not the quality level of conference hotel lobby bar to which i am accustomed
Yโknow, Iโve started reading lorum ipsum a few times, but Iโve never finished it.
This video is going to be coming up A LOT in the near future. #Iran
Counterpoint: GTFOH
Yโall, please nominateโitโs so very helpful to everyone: the authors, the jury, the foundation, and to readers
World War Epstein
Murdering children abroad to distract from molesting children at home.
MAGA men imagine themselves as Charles Martel defeating the Arabs in 732 AD. Their actual vision of manly heroism involves heavily-armed schlubs executing defenseless, unarmed Americans for daring to stand up for immigrants, and they're getting defeated by an army of women in bathrobes and slippers.
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I need this shirt for every single department meeting.
That's my plan.
I would love to see that cut.
Super excited to see that @johnlangan.bsky.socialโs Word Horde collection Lost in the Dark and Other Excursions has been nominated for the Bram Stoker Awardยฎ for Superior Achievement in a Fiction Collection. Congratulations, John! ๐ฅณ
The quickness with which she pulled the mic back after he kept going after private equity
All the Words I Can Remember Are - Poems by Michelle Peรฑaloza. One of those that is "experimental," but you don't notice because the experiment worked. Totally blew me away.
Show me a person with a mediocre life-partner and I'll show you the type who rejected them in middle school.
I am also listed as OUT for the remainder of the season due to the trading of Jared McCain.
Do I have treatment resistant depression or am I just conscious and capable of reading the news?
Yuuup. If you know, you know.
I've lived in so many shitty apartments that I can tell if a place has roaches just by the style of its kitchen cabinets.
Quakertown, PA police chief Scott McElree putting a teenage girl in a chokehold while not in uniform. The crime? Exercising free speech to speak against ice. You can contact the PD at (215) 536-5002.
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โFunny fact about a cage, they're never built for just one groupโ
Oh hell yeahโnow that you can get automated clutches without losing the ability to go manuel off-road, everything is about to change.
Definitely!
Super73
This itโs the fun one, tho.
CFMoto Ibex 450 motorcycle in the woods
The โunicorn!โ The โTemu Tenere!โ The Ibex 450.
Works great in trail-rich Oregon. But if I move back to a big city, Iโm trading it in for a Livewire, for all the stop and go traffic.
I love mine off-road! I just don't like all the driving necessary to get to the off-road.