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Mat Johnson

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Author: Invisible Things, Loving Day, Pym, Incognegro, etc. Helped on The Fall of the House of Usher (Nflx) and Manhunt (๐ŸŽ). Philly-born; Oregon-thriving Storytelling Guru at U of Oregon; Go ๐Ÿฆ†! Will block for pedantic responses to joke postsโ€”gleefully

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That Marriott hasnโ€™t been updated since dot-matrix printers.

05.03.2026 01:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a v o i d. the m a r r i o t t

04.03.2026 23:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is not the quality level of conference hotel lobby bar to which i am accustomed

04.03.2026 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yโ€™know, Iโ€™ve started reading lorum ipsum a few times, but Iโ€™ve never finished it.

04.03.2026 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 186 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This video is going to be coming up A LOT in the near future. #Iran

02.03.2026 02:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 64 ๐Ÿ” 33 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Counterpoint: GTFOH

01.03.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yโ€™all, please nominateโ€”itโ€™s so very helpful to everyone: the authors, the jury, the foundation, and to readers

01.03.2026 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 156 ๐Ÿ” 98 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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World War Epstein

28.02.2026 14:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 5002 ๐Ÿ” 1828 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 203 ๐Ÿ“Œ 69

Murdering children abroad to distract from molesting children at home.

28.02.2026 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MAGA men imagine themselves as Charles Martel defeating the Arabs in 732 AD. Their actual vision of manly heroism involves heavily-armed schlubs executing defenseless, unarmed Americans for daring to stand up for immigrants, and they're getting defeated by an army of women in bathrobes and slippers.

25.02.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 676 ๐Ÿ” 133 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿ™

25.02.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need this shirt for every single department meeting.

24.02.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's my plan.

24.02.2026 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would love to see that cut.

24.02.2026 06:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Super excited to see that @johnlangan.bsky.socialโ€™s Word Horde collection Lost in the Dark and Other Excursions has been nominated for the Bram Stoker Awardยฎ for Superior Achievement in a Fiction Collection. Congratulations, John! ๐Ÿฅณ

23.02.2026 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 64 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The quickness with which she pulled the mic back after he kept going after private equity

23.02.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 314 ๐Ÿ” 78 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

All the Words I Can Remember Are - Poems by Michelle Peรฑaloza. One of those that is "experimental," but you don't notice because the experiment worked. Totally blew me away.

23.02.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Show me a person with a mediocre life-partner and I'll show you the type who rejected them in middle school.

22.02.2026 19:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am also listed as OUT for the remainder of the season due to the trading of Jared McCain.

22.02.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Do I have treatment resistant depression or am I just conscious and capable of reading the news?

22.02.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 346 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Yuuup. If you know, you know.

22.02.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've lived in so many shitty apartments that I can tell if a place has roaches just by the style of its kitchen cabinets.

22.02.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Quakertown, PA police chief Scott McElree putting a teenage girl in a chokehold while not in uniform. The crime? Exercising free speech to speak against ice. You can contact the PD at (215) 536-5002.

21.02.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 180 ๐Ÿ” 106 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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๐Ÿ˜•

21.02.2026 03:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 29082 ๐Ÿ” 8636 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 727 ๐Ÿ“Œ 477

โ€œFunny fact about a cage, they're never built for just one groupโ€

20.02.2026 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 95 ๐Ÿ” 17 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh hell yeahโ€”now that you can get automated clutches without losing the ability to go manuel off-road, everything is about to change.

20.02.2026 19:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely!

20.02.2026 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Super73

This itโ€™s the fun one, tho.

20.02.2026 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
CFMoto Ibex 450 motorcycle in the woods

CFMoto Ibex 450 motorcycle in the woods

The โ€œunicorn!โ€ The โ€œTemu Tenere!โ€ The Ibex 450.

Works great in trail-rich Oregon. But if I move back to a big city, Iโ€™m trading it in for a Livewire, for all the stop and go traffic.

20.02.2026 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love mine off-road! I just don't like all the driving necessary to get to the off-road.

20.02.2026 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0