Daily Monty Mole #437
I FUCKING WON
Daily Monty Mole #437
I FUCKING WON
Promo Time! @lucifer9783.bsky.social and I will be running Yars Rising Escape QoTech at @framefatales.com's Frost Fatales 2026 on March 8th at 8PM CET/2PM EST/6AM AEDT! With amazing commentary from @anneurismz.bsky.social and @kori3141.bsky.social! Tune in to @gamesdonequick.com's channel for it!
Greg: so we've seen four attempts to untangle the Gordion Knot, and they've all been shit. Who's next Alex?
Alex: well finally Greg, armed with his massive sword as usual, it's Alexander the Great
[Alexander smugly turns to watch the VT]
I love this thing
[Misc]
This is a video of someone hitting a can with a slingshot five times. This is in fact harder to do in real life than in Wii Play (2006) due to the effects of gravity. The cans do not get coyote time in real life.
Trans comedian hailed βa true heroβ after saving baby from lake β‘οΈ https://bit.ly/4qWyToU
π· Getty, Lio Cundiff
A Quiet Plaice
oh my goodness that is awful news. please take care of yourselves first
thank you all for tuning in to my Bronze Medals With Fishing Reset And 199 In Shooting Range speedrun i hope this category takes off
scott the woz is that you
Dr Robotnik saying "Ah, the cat girl I saw when I made that small visit.
Robotnik's first time in a queer space
schedule for The Wii Series Block on GDQ Hotfix featuring Wii Sports, Wii Play, Wii Music, Wii Fit, Wii Sports Resort
Are Wii ready for tonight's GDQ Hotfix?
First up is Perilous Paths with runs of Metal: Hellsinger and Dragon Quest I HD-2D Remake
Then, Wii have a Wii Series Block on The Scenic Route!!
twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Everyoneβs second favourite fish-based speedrun marathon, No Fish 2026, is upon us again! The premise is the same as always, feel free to submit games with or without fish. We'll be raising money in support of Mind, the mental health charity.
Submissions close on 1st March! π
ong.run/nofish2026
I am live with the first game of the MEGA micro-THON! WarioWare: Mega Party Game$! Tune in for the next 12-24 hours for peak Warioware content, live now!
twitch.tv/anneurismz
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
come watch episode 11 of The Scenic Route this week where we go through the Wii series with some very talented runners!
Wii Sports, Wii Play, Wii Music , Wii Fit U, and Wii Sports Resort all back to back!
In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
Quick note: The old pronouns labeler was taken down by the original author, and there's a new one available right here (I presume from someone else):
bsky.app/profile/pron...
Their mascot is AI and they try to harvest banking information from users for scam purposes. It's blocked for me by a blocklist I subscribe to so this is the first I've seen of them.
They seem to be targeting Vtubers so please keep an eye out.
Here's the alt text for that image:
The American commercial for 'Mario & Sonic At The London 2012 Olympic Games' on the 3DS.
The Wii Series Block on the GDQ Hotfix February 19, 2026 10am-1am EST @10:03 Wii Sports by Plyd, All Sports Showcase, commentary by Alaskaxp2 @10:36 Wii Play by cyndifusic, Bronze Medals, commentary by dragonz and kiwi @11:01 Wii Music by 8vaLuigi, All Minigames, commentary by cyndifusic @11:36 Wii Fit U by dragonz, All Advanced Categories, commentary by AskenNeddy @12:21 Wii Sports Resort by Zennan, 20 Stamps, commentary by MineXeniM
On 19th February, the Wii Series community will have their biggest showcase yet on @ozmourn.bsky.social's Hotfix show The Scenic Route!! This is a huge opportunity for so many of these games to have their debut at such an event.
BE THERE (or watch the vod the day after, that's up to you)
every xenoblade 1 cutscene
βScreenshot of a promoted Reddit post by u/AYAGDOS. The post reads: βNavigating gender dysphoria? Join our confidential, cross-country study of 18β25 year olds to tell your story, challenge preconceptions, and have YOUR experience reflected in the science.β Below is a banner graphic with the Northwestern University logo and the text βTRANS OR GENDERQUEER? SHARE YOUR STORY.β The image shows a close-up of a hand with light pink nail polish, partially painted blue, held up against a blurred background. A link to ayagdos.org and a βLearn Moreβ button appear at the bottom, along with Reddit vote and share icons.β
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
Lying shouldn't be acceptable.
Nor should taking bribes.
Or kowtowing to big companies.
Or marginalising innocent people.
Or murdering them.
Or sexual assault.
Or sexual assault on a child.
When the hell did any of these things become a matter of contention?
I'm suddenly able to say that I have been picked from backup and will be running at ICE Breaker!
I'll be running Muramasa Rebirth Okoi Any% at 11:50AM CET on Saturday! (sending energy to kitsunenoclue who had to unfortunately drop from the event.)
you can also choose any number of dating preferences, including zero! thank you for inventing gay people nintendo
Super Mario Strikers and Mario Strikers Charged contain a threatening comment in the code for the shot accuracy variable: "DO NOT TOUCH THIS NUMBER MIKE INGLEHART". Ironically, the number has in fact been touched, since it was cut in half between the two games.
this is the least useful guess the speedrun clue ever