Every comedy special should be called Clowns Ignorining the Genocide or Why Rogan’s Famous
04.03.2026 04:18
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Every comedy special should be called Clowns Ignorining the Genocide or Why Rogan’s Famous
In other news we also bombed Ecuador today. I assume because we heard some little girls were running around feeling joy for a second there too
but I do know they’ve all, at least once, done matching pajama Christmas cards.
Look I’m not saying every comic I know doing the harm-reduction argument two years out from the primaries while the Democratic Party is the only thing on earth with an approval rating lower than Donald Trump comes from a comfortable family,
I, for one, am SHOCKED the leaders of both parties that allowed cops to harass parents of Uvalde victims without a word also are currently not mentioning this.
Jeremy Scahill is the only journalist who I’m positive hasn’t lied to me for 25 years. Always listen to him.
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Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
Dick Cheney’s preferred candidate wouldn’t have started a war in the Middle East.
Heard the unbiased legitimate down the middle mainstream news call a 13 year old child victim of a global pedophile ring a “young woman” for the one hundredth day in a row tonight.
Stacey King deserves so much better man. He and Adam Amin are the best broadcasting team in the league and they have to watch this shit year after year. It’d be like the city of Chicago strapping Roger Ebert to a chair and making him watch Porky’s every day.
I often think about the fact that if the FBI et al had not killed Fred Hampton, he would be 78 today. Younger than Jesse Jackson was. Must have felt strange to outlive many of your contemporaries by decades.
"This is the Epstein class in all its glory. It’s an elite that schemes to remain as unaccountable for sexual crimes as it does for corporate crimes. It has its own hierarchy of friends and foes, and it will defend those friends no matter what they do, while the spoils of privilege flow."
RIP Jesse Jackson. He saw y’all promising your vote to Gavin Newsom two and half years from now and was like I’m out
I find some hope knowing somewhere in this vast country there’s an all female hardcore band forming right now called Bondi’s Burn Book
Dear Pam Bondi,
I’ve had better JFL auditions
Replacing Rosie Perez dancing in the opening credits of Do the Right Thing with Kid Rock in those little cutoffs to stick it to woke.
But Trump said we’ve stopped all the immigrants from coming in now? You know, the ones who were taking all our jobs.
Weird.
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
“Not at all”
For people out here believing Homan is some sort of savior, and acting like anything anyone in this regime says can be counted on
To be remembered this way. Boers and Bernstein was literally the funniest radio show in Chicago and it was a sports show. RIP to damn legend.
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Just started doing new data analysis and I know I keep saying this, but: I really, really don't think people appreciate how much this moral panic was a deliberate and extremely expensive invention.
I keep reposting this article, but statistically and historically it's basically a given.
: JAG
ICE sucks so bad that CBS doesn’t even have a prime time drama about it
these are.... confessions
This is just like how I won Best Stand-up in The Chicago Reader in 2011
You are now legally allowed to read garfbert.com
JUST NOW: Rep. @brotherjones.bsky.social arrives at the start of the new Tennessee legislative session with a huge “ABOLISH ICE” flag
