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on a good day we can part the sea

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Four Reasons Why "How did Ohio State lose twice with these guys on the roster?" Just say you didn't watch the games. It's more dignified.

Channeled from the final exam scene of Rodney Dangerfield's Back to School

04.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0

PROGRAMMING NOTE: The NFL Combine was a healthy dose of confirmation bias. 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com

04.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Charlie Brown had hoes

22.02.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 353 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

boy this got me

22.02.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Crying at sports again πŸ’

22.02.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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All the Light We Cannot See Ohio State's football program is expected to win every single game. What's the standard for men's basketball?

I wrote about basketball lol

18.02.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kings of Confidence CJ Stroud is still the only high school recruit to start for more than one season under Ryan Day. This fall, Julian Sayin will become the second.

Wrote about Ohio State’s returning starter at QB, which has become a very small club over the past decade

11.02.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If that would have counted the over would have hit. In this game.

09.02.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and now the Seahawks intros are set to Alice In Chains, people are already calling this the best Super Bowl ever

08.02.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

or just play the unedited version of American Idiot, absolutely phenomenal 15/10

08.02.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

anything from the catalog that’s got like one inch of depth to it that will soar over every single red hat

08.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Man they gotta play Minority come on guys

08.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m in two of the alumni clubs on that shirt and it’s a hard no for me

06.02.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Skeptic's Guide to the Future The days of just one region paying for players and big talent content to wait its turn are now over, which means college football's title contenders have multiplied.
05.02.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Skeptic's Guide to the Future The days of just one region paying for players and big talent content to wait its turn are now over, which means college football's title contenders have multiplied.

Wrote about the college football playoff, and pancakes πŸ₯ž

04.02.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PROGRAMMING NOTE: Pancakes. You love them. I love them. Let's talk about them. 1:30pm ET @elevenwarriors.com

04.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine the most pridefully, stubbornly stupid person you know deciding you know what, maybe I’ll finally crack a book. And not just that - it’s a good book. An important book. An insightful book with depth and rich text. That’s what this is.

31.01.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we’re not gonna protest

29.01.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that makes you a common-law doctor

29.01.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Pilgrimage to Eternity Indiana had as many 6th year college players starting in 2025 as the past five CFP winners had true freshman starting, combined.
29.01.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Pilgrimage to Eternity Indiana had as many 6th year college players starting in 2025 as the past five CFP winners had true freshman starting, combined.

Wrote about the guys who stay in college long enough to get doctorates in postseason football

28.01.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman playing drums with the words out of control written below her ALT: a woman playing drums with the words out of control written below her

this mf said goes go

28.01.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

PROGRAMMING NOTE: What do you call someone who goes go college for seven years? 1:15pm ET @elevenwarriors.com

28.01.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly it’s pretty hilarious that the Browns can say they’re in the same business as a Patriots, Rams, Seahawks and Broncos

25.01.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

expecting another Matty P experience

25.01.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wealthy Athletic Department Finally Hires Overqualified Coach, Temporarily Pauses Peasant Tendency of Tapping Sentimental First Timers to Learn on the Job

*stares menacingly at men’s basketball program*

25.01.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Smith’s philosophy and concepts are exactly the complement Day’s offense needs and desperately lacked in 2025 - 10/10 fit

25.01.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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We Regret the Error The most consistently terrible program in this history of college football just went 16-0 to complete the most impressive season and turnaround the sport has ever seen.

Ohio State football has been recession-proof for decades. How much change does it need in light of Indiana's immediate ascendence by way of a very new and modern blueprint?

22.01.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We Regret the Error The most consistently terrible program in this history of college football just went 16-0 to complete the most impressive season and turnaround the sport has ever seen.

Wrote a performance review for the deposed national champions

22.01.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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