Ramzy Nasrallah

Four Reasons Why "How did Ohio State lose twice with these guys on the roster?" Just say you didn't watch the games. It's more dignified.

Channeled from the final exam scene of Rodney Dangerfield's Back to School

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Charlie Brown had hoes

boy this got me

Crying at sports again 🏒

All the Light We Cannot See Ohio State's football program is expected to win every single game. What's the standard for men's basketball?

I wrote about basketball lol

Kings of Confidence CJ Stroud is still the only high school recruit to start for more than one season under Ryan Day. This fall, Julian Sayin will become the second.

Wrote about Ohio State’s returning starter at QB, which has become a very small club over the past decade

If that would have counted the over would have hit. In this game.

and now the Seahawks intros are set to Alice In Chains, people are already calling this the best Super Bowl ever

or just play the unedited version of American Idiot, absolutely phenomenal 15/10

anything from the catalog that’s got like one inch of depth to it that will soar over every single red hat

Man they gotta play Minority come on guys

I’m in two of the alumni clubs on that shirt and it’s a hard no for me

The Skeptic's Guide to the Future The days of just one region paying for players and big talent content to wait its turn are now over, which means college football's title contenders have multiplied.

Wrote about the college football playoff, and pancakes 🥞

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Imagine the most pridefully, stubbornly stupid person you know deciding you know what, maybe I’ll finally crack a book. And not just that - it’s a good book. An important book. An insightful book with depth and rich text. That’s what this is.

we’re not gonna protest

that makes you a common-law doctor

A Pilgrimage to Eternity Indiana had as many 6th year college players starting in 2025 as the past five CFP winners had true freshman starting, combined.

Wrote about the guys who stay in college long enough to get doctorates in postseason football

a woman playing drums with the words out of control written below her ALT: a woman playing drums with the words out of control written below her

this mf said goes go

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Honestly it’s pretty hilarious that the Browns can say they’re in the same business as a Patriots, Rams, Seahawks and Broncos

expecting another Matty P experience

Wealthy Athletic Department Finally Hires Overqualified Coach, Temporarily Pauses Peasant Tendency of Tapping Sentimental First Timers to Learn on the Job

*stares menacingly at men’s basketball program*

Smith’s philosophy and concepts are exactly the complement Day’s offense needs and desperately lacked in 2025 - 10/10 fit

We Regret the Error The most consistently terrible program in this history of college football just went 16-0 to complete the most impressive season and turnaround the sport has ever seen.

Ohio State football has been recession-proof for decades. How much change does it need in light of Indiana's immediate ascendence by way of a very new and modern blueprint?

We Regret the Error The most consistently terrible program in this history of college football just went 16-0 to complete the most impressive season and turnaround the sport has ever seen.

Wrote a performance review for the deposed national champions