Pro se litigant calls out U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of NC.
Magistrate judge refers to "fabricated quotations and misstatements of case holdings,” as well as “False or misleading statements” of how they were included. Two fabricated quotes are from Code of Federal Regulations.
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There are 92 million Iranians
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It sounds like she really needed to file it in Texas but Mass had jurisdiction only because she was able to move for contempt. Totally don’t blame her if the case would get sent to Texas where she might not even get bond
07.03.2026 02:15
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He’s playing open string D and E7
07.03.2026 02:10
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Since it's a habeas action I think that's correct that the court lost jurisdiction.
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Knew a guy kicked out for cheating
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Pokémon go to the Court of International Trade
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First, Magistrate Judge Klindt's Order was issued during a period where
Mr. Klayman had contracted a serious case of pneumonia, and Mr. Klayman did not see Magistrate Judge Klindt's Order due to the effects of this illness severely impacting everything that he was doing during that time period. Exhibit 1. Thus, as explained by Mr. Klayman in his February 25, 2026 Objections to Magistrate Judge Philip Lammens' Order of January 15, 2026:
Magistrate Judge Lammens has just issued another order of February 24, 2026 to show cause why Mr. Klayman has not notified the Court of his suspension from the U.S. District Court for the Middle District of Florida pursuant to the February 13, 2026 Order.
This will be addressed in full, but Mr. Klayman was and still remains suffering from pneumonia and did not see this order until recently. The Court has been aware of the underlying suspension from the Supreme Court of Florida, as well as the reciprocal discipline proceedings in this Court as shown in the September 22, 2025 order staying this matter, ECF No. 130. In any event, this is why Mr. Frederick Sujat has already stepped in to represent Plaintiff in this matter before the February 13, 2026 order had even been issued. In short, the Court had been informed of the suspension.
This was an inadvertent oversight by Mr. Klayman and his staff due to everyone having to fill staffing gaps and other exigencies with Mr. Klayman's having contracted a serious case of pneumonia.
5:24-cv-00625-JSM-PRL Document 193-1 Filed 03/06/26 Page 1 of 1 PagelD
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Dr. Robert Huizenga MD
A Medical Corporation
415 N Crescent Dr. Suite #200
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
Phone (310) 657-9191 Fax (310) 657-9088
Name: Klayman, Larry (DOB: 07/20/1951)
Date: 2/12/2026
To Whom it May Concern,
Mr. Larry Klayman has been a patient of mine for the last 10 years. He currently has a chronic cough, general weakness, and lightheadedness with an infiltrate on his CR consistent with pneumonia. The cough worsens after several minutes of talking, which results in significant chest congestion, weakness, lightheadedness and incessant coughing, such that he has great difficulty speaking. This likely occurred by his frequent travel. Mr. Klayman has been placed on strong antibiotics, anti-tussive and fluids. His full recovery is expected to take at least another 10-14 days.
Please excuse him from any court appearances during his treatment and recovery period.
Sincerely,
Robert Huizenga M.D Diplomate, American Board of Internal Medicine Associate Clinical Professor of Medicine, UCLA
Robert Huizenga
American physician
Robert Huizenga, also known as "Dr. H" on The Biggest Loser, is a former team physician for the Los Angeles Raiders. He has been a contributor on reality television shows, is the author of three books including one that was the basis for Oliver Stone's film Any Given Sunday, and has performed research in sports medicine, metabolism (including reversal of AODM2), COVID-19 treatment and age-reversal.
Huizenga was a defense witness in the 1995 O.J.
Simpson murder trial. Simpson defense lawyer Robert Shapiro chose to take Simpson to Huizenga for medical examination three days after the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman, and delivered testimony of his findings at trial 61 I71
Unfortunately Exhibit 1 has already sent me down an insane rabbit hole??????
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The guitar part with Duane Allman, oh yeah
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Playing Wilson Pickett Hey Jude.
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People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do hydrology on their behalf.
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We have a large tree back there so there's a lot of shade and not much grows there. It's basically a leaf repository / deer fuck palace
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AD would have said progruhm
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Athletic Director move
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my idea was sedges as the base, with some accents with foamflower and mountain laurel, but if someone who knows what they are doing can either validate or prevent that plan, as the case may be, that's ideal.
06.03.2026 21:44
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i have been kicking around the idea of putting in a rain garden. we have an ugly area in the back that slopes downwards and is definitely showing erosion, so two birds with one stone there, and I found a program where the county helps you build it and rebates much of the cost.
06.03.2026 21:43
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oh hi, Eric.
I would suggest they get up to the level of criminal procedure protections the allow to be extended to others. bsky.app/profile/chri...
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if they could illustrate the flow of funds as a sankey, that would really make it.
06.03.2026 20:31
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the death penalty is mostly a function of randomness, poverty, race, mental illness, and bad lawyering.
but something we'd send a soldier to kill or die to prevent? that is a separate discussion.
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Some of us just don't have that level of compassion in the ol emotional quiver, so we use the tools we got.
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I use the tools i have.
06.03.2026 20:28
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if "Public Health Guy" is right and they're just "hesitant," maybe the path towards scorn and ridicule is unappealing the more scorn and ridicule that way lies. Maybe it deters others. But a little late to say i can't *express my own personal truth,* Bracelynne.
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Now, is my approach to dealing with idiots that I learned from my parents the most effective way to deal with actual idiots? Probably not. But the rest of society being *actual* and not pretend angry is part of the consequence, which you can deal with or not deal with.
06.03.2026 20:25
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I do think purveyors of misinformation are much *more* culpable than parents who might be, on their own account, total whiftbrains. But parents need to approach these questions commensurate to their level of responsibility for getting it wrong. In English: stop fucking around, you have a kid.
06.03.2026 20:23
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Not getting into it about the compassion for anti-vax parents take, except sometimes morality tells us that intent matters, and sometimes morality tells us that it doesn't.
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Relatable, my three-year-old also does the "i want it, i don't want it" bit when he's having a tantrum
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The Broncos owner?
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i got two of the litigators they keep using.
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this is fucking nonsense. we know this because he got a second tattoo after getting the first and left the tattoo parlor with all his teeth. i am not willing to believe that a history buff didn't know what it is but it really strains credulity that a tattoo artist didn't.
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