Kinchman

Yeah, I know, but didn't want that to get in the way of a cheap joke. I'm sure the tariff money will find its way into Shield of the Americas or some other vanity project he can skim.

Does anybody wonder what would happen if we stopped "supporting our troops"?

Does anybody wonder what would happen if we stopped "supporting our troops"?

Artists speaking out against genocide and injustice. The nerve of them!

Those bombs being dropped on Tehran ain't gonna pay for themselves.

No funding until there's convincing proof there was an immediate threat to US security that justified the war. Make these assholes do some work for a change.

Noem fired after she testified that Trump knew about her decision to approve the corrupt ad campaign contracts. She committed the cardinal MAGA sin - disloyalty.

America's religion is not Christianity. It's selfishness ... a hysterical indifference to the suffering of others.

Honestly, at this point, I do kind of expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Your hourly is what it is, regardless of which talent is poured into it.

Get rid of Noem and another incompetent, corrupt toady will take her place. So what?

Remember: What you have is not as important as what they don't have.

The fact that he has to explain "no-bid" vs. "competitive" contracts to the Secretary of Homeland Security is simply astonishing. Either she is very stupid or very corrupt.

Putin does realize that when he calls anything "terrorist" it means absolutely nothing, right?

Stable geniuses have the divine right to contradict the UN, their own cabinet, and their own intelligence community with their stellar intuition.

I'm new to the Gemmascape but also lament the irrational prejudice against sexy, witty providers only interested in carving some joy out of this charnel house.

Take your pick:
- Iran is a terrorist state
- Iran's enrichment program
- Murderous reprisals against protesters
- Iran is holding innocent Americans hostage
- Billion dollar contributions from Iran's Gulf adversaries
- Israel dragged the U.S. into it
- Trump anointed by Jesus to start Armageddon

Or maybe because Trump replaced Federal upper-echelon leadership with incompetent toadies.

I'm gonna go up to the roof in a swimsuit with a martini and fuck the sunscreen.

Now he's basically saying that yesterday's video is a lie.

Two reasons I'd rather be here than on Twitter.

Knowing Cedar Rapids, you may be the only one.

The ultimate in "fuck around and find out", except when he fucks around, a lot of people die.

I suspect Putin's flow to Iran will not run out first.

Don't expect an arsonist busy admiring the fire he started to concern himself with the people inside.

Does this mean we can investigate Epstein's child rapists now?

Lead singer: Now you sing it!

Me: Isn't that what I'm paying you for?

I'm waiting for Trump to impose a stiff tariff on himself. It's inevitable.

"Come on all you big strong men
Uncle Sam needs your help again
He's got himself in a terrible jam
'Way down yonder in I-ran
So put down your books, pick up a gun
Gonna have a whole lotta fun"

He's a pivotal member of the "rebuilding" team, as Jared will be busy with Gaza.