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DJ for No Lights No Lycra Ballarat. F⚽️⚽️tball, Melbourne Victory, Liverpool FC, Record Collector, Whovian, Taskmaster fan, wannabe Home Assistant nerd, music, food, drinks.

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Agreed with you until the last part.

27.02.2026 11:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The only thing worse than the performance from Melbourne Victory tonight were the guys pressing buttons who are apparently called ‘Orkestrated’.

27.02.2026 11:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DJs really bringing the vibe. /s

27.02.2026 08:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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21.02.2026 09:03 👍 14 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 1

Greyhounds are the easiest dogs to look after. All they do is sleep.

07.02.2026 09:55 👍 72 🔁 1 💬 21 📌 1

Yeah it’s a new banner, only noticed over the weekend. He used to be president of the Red Devils or something didn’t he?

04.02.2026 08:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Notice the new sign on the City Oval fence?

04.02.2026 07:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I buy tracks from iTunes to DJ with because I mostly play No Lights No Lycra and weddings these days.

28.01.2026 05:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
CMAT performs on stage at a packed concert, leaning forward into a handheld microphone mid-shout, hair flying. She wears a white T-shirt and patterned shorts, lit by red stage lights, with a drummer and guitarist behind her and a dense crowd filling the foreground.

CMAT performs on stage at a packed concert, leaning forward into a handheld microphone mid-shout, hair flying. She wears a white T-shirt and patterned shorts, lit by red stage lights, with a drummer and guitarist behind her and a dense crowd filling the foreground.

CMAT last night at The Forum was phenomenal!

28.01.2026 01:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah wtf, I’d never heard of him either.

27.01.2026 07:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s completely missed Ballarat thankfully.

25.01.2026 06:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A hand holding a yellow can of Emerson’s “Welcome to Wellington” hazy pale ale, with yellow stadium seats and a sports field visible in the background.

A hand holding a yellow can of Emerson’s “Welcome to Wellington” hazy pale ale, with yellow stadium seats and a sports field visible in the background.

Wellington Phoenix vs Adelaide United @ Sky Stadium, Wellington because why not.

11.01.2026 03:33 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
A large glass mug of hazy golden beer with a foamy head sits on a wooden table inside a bar; behind it, a person in a yellow top holds a smaller beer, with a phone and a small potted succulent also on the table.

A large glass mug of hazy golden beer with a foamy head sits on a wooden table inside a bar; behind it, a person in a yellow top holds a smaller beer, with a phone and a small potted succulent also on the table.

Stein of Balter XPA at Melbourne Airport. On our way to 9 days in and around Wellington!

06.01.2026 11:37 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Either an intro or a quote for the front of Glinners book. His brother in law is Lawrence Fox too, so not sure what the discussion is like over Xmas lunch.

31.12.2025 07:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t think it was as funny as previous years. I’m iffy on Ayoade these days too.

30.12.2025 20:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sure did. We try and use them as often as possible, but the timetables and ‘hub and spoke’ model don’t make it easy.

23.12.2025 04:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s pretty bad hey. Although we have managed to be lucky with a bus home after dinner twice this week.

23.12.2025 04:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There’s a lot going on at the moment, but I’m happy to announce that I’ve joined the Ballarat Roller Derby League committee as the Roller Skate Fit Club coordinator for 2026! Learning how to skate is fun, so if you’d like to join us hit me up!

15.12.2025 07:55 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got one saying thanks for coming… I wasn’t there!

15.12.2025 07:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Woah

15.12.2025 01:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When I left Ballarat on the train it was 30c. Shorts and tshirt weather. Train gets delayed due to the thunderstorm. Looks like it’s now jeans weather. Let’s hope King Gizz bring the heat like they did last night.

13.12.2025 05:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Once it’s on the full timetable I’ll do Ballarat -> Footscray -> Town Hall for my semi regular days in the Melbourne office.

02.12.2025 09:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m staying in town for the King Gizz gigs next weekend. I’ll probably spend some of Saturday riding the new train and visiting the stations!

02.12.2025 02:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Same vibes as ‘why has [tv show name] been removed from [streaming service]’. People have no idea how things work.

25.11.2025 08:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haha yeah Betty’s. Right next to a Coffee Club.

20.11.2025 08:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Another kebab place too.

20.11.2025 08:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hahahaha

16.11.2025 21:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nah get the bloke out. I want to see that romance develop a little more and see if she can learn to be more self aware.

13.11.2025 10:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah this is only done for special occasions like Remembrance or ANZAC Day, not every single match.

08.11.2025 04:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Boo. It was very good!

25.10.2025 00:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0