J.D.

Paddington in KPop Demon Hunters (2025)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1577

This book is on my shelf among my greatest of all time! In fact the whole series is golden. Strong recommend.

A SEKELETON DECKED O UT IN THEIR BEST BOW TIE FOR DA HOLIDAY'S AND THERE SAYEN: EVERYTHING COULD BE FIND IF RICH PEOPLE HAD SLIGHTY LESS MONEY OH WELL GUESS IMPROVING THE WORLD IS IMPOSSIBLE - TO A BILLONAIRE, THERE PSYCHIC SELF WORTH IS LITERALLY THE AMOUNT OF MONEY THAT THEY HAVE AND TO DIMINISH THEIR MONEY IS TO DIMINISH THEIR OWN SELF IMAGE - HOW CAN THEY CONVINCE THEM SELFS TO GIVE EVEN A PENNY AWAY IF THEY KNOW THEY ARE SO INTRINSICALLY WORTHLESS THAT IF THEY HAVE NO MONEY THEY HAVE NOTHING - NO COMPASSION, NO FRIENGSHIP, NO LOVE, EMPTY SHELL, EMPTY VESSEL - TO BE A BILLIONAIR MEAN'S YOU HAVE LESS WARMTH INSIDE YOUR SOUL THAN A SINGLE BUG WHO WOULD GIVE HALF A CRUMB TO THERE BROTHER WERE HE HUNGRY - IF YOU FOUND A LEECH ON YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SWAM OUT OF A LAKE YOU WOULDN'T TELL EVERYONE YOU WERE PROUD OF HOW MUCH BLOOD IT SUCKED AND SAY ITS WHAT AMERICA IS REALLY ABOUT, IF YOU FOUND A HUMAN SHAPED DEMON YOU WOULD AT LEAST CONSIDER AN EXORCISM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

OH WELL - dashare.zone ADMIN

this rules

"I am old, and I am a legend, and fuck you all I'm going to use my platform to support trans people"

good for him

A pome

A unicorn
Is a horse with a horn
A rhino’s less easily described

Just as likely to try to impale you
But rather less comfy to ride

mentally I am here

Good morning from this cuddlebug.

This is where your Harry Potter money goes

A SKELATAN FLOATEN IN SPACE BECUASE TEY GOT TO CLOSE TO THE MONOLITH AND DA TEXT SAYS "da share z0ne's 2025: a shit odyssey ,I'M SORRY DAVE INSTEAD OF SEARCH RESULTS HERES SOME SHIT I MADE UP, NOOO DAVE YOU CAN'T DISCONNECT ME WHO WILL WRITE YOU EMAILS, DAVE YOU SHOULD PANIC BUY A BUNCH OF STUFF BEFORE THE TARIFFS KICK IN, THE MONOLITH IS A BALATRO REFRENCE, DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, IM SORRY DAVE AS A LANGUAGE MODEL I CANT OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS" - WHEN THEY WROTE ABOUT THE FUTURE BACK THEN THEY HAD TO MOSTLY BE OPTIMISTIC SO THE EVIL COMPUTER WOULD JUST LOCK YOU OUT OF A SPACE SHIP INSTEAD OF TURN THE ENTIRE BODY OF KNOWLEDGE HUMANS HAVE ACCUMULATED ONLINE INTO "AI SLOP" - AT LEAST EVERY ONE STOPPED SAYING "WHERE ARE THE FLYING CARS" ONCE HTEY REALIZED THE FUTURE WAS JUST BASICALY GOING TO BE LIKE IT IS NOW JUST HOTTER WITH MORE CARBON DIOXIDE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

I'M SORRY DAVE - dashare.zone ADMIN

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The replies — and wow, there are so many replies — are helpful. I think I’m going to take up kickboxing.

Spring fashion week(s) giving us life as usual.

My 4 year old's favorite joke:

"I just saw a wolf!"

"Where?"

"No, just the regular kind."

My offspring has sworn to high heaven that she will clean her room today. It’s almost 10am and I have seen no progress 👀

Pupdate: Ash is chubby, happy, and very sleepy. We’ve had her for about a year and a half, and she’s so relaxed. We never thought we would get here with her. 🐶

I’m so sorry, Suz.

Three absolute bangers from Elon Musk. I'm so sorry but you asked for ALT text. How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how did they get in there?? -- Me: How many radical leftists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Radical leftists: That's not funny [frowny face] Me: [Crylaugh emoji] -- When I see the troll emoji, it's like looking in the mirror

If anything, I think Musk's harrowingly shit sense of humour is under-discussed. The Florence Foster Jenkins of it all. The deeply unfunny freak who bought the joke factory and juiced its algorithm so he could subject all its users to... this. The gas leak comedy of a psychedelically humourless man.

Indiana Jones punching a Nazi

anyway

one day when this is all over — and it will be — i will personally never forget the people, famous or otherwise, who jumped on board with fascism because it was the easier thing to do at the time

it's incredibly important, in art, to have people who are just out there unapologetically being their weirdest and best selves regardless of what anyone else thinks

that's how the best art is made

David Lynch embodied that more than most people ever have

RIP to one of the all time greats

Wang Yibo for Weibo Night

Yibo has a 2nd look for todays Weibo Night

Now we know, why he needed so much time backstage 😏

Hey Google, show me an example of how disordered eating in men is often overlooked as biohacking

Snow day in Detroit.

legacy news: Why would someone do this brazen shooting

shooter’s statement: I did it because America’s healthcare industry is inhumane

legacy news: Perhaps it was video games?

shooter’s statement: I am literally citing sources about corporate greed

legacy news: I guess we’ll just never know

Nie Huaisang sits in a room, hands gripping a folded fan and resting on a table in front of him, a troubled expression on his face.

#CQL #TheUntamed
#NieHuaisang

i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same

This healthcare ceo is hard to talk about because how much death can you cause indirectly before you’re a murderer who got murdered? How do you convince yourself it doesn’t count if you kill people with policy instead of a gun? What do you have to believe about life and systems and human worthiness?

Pupdate

Are any film/entertainment editors looking for a critic to review Robert Eggers' Nosferatu (or write other coverage) ahead of its release? I'm attending a preview screening next week.