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Here's some money and a note, kid, go buy your mom some cigarettes

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I'm so sorry. I hope you sue the living daylights out of that little fucker.

06.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But hey he has an associate's degree in construction technology!

06.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's so metal

06.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh thank you! I was wondering how you got the opacity!

06.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So lovely! What do you use for the small white bits around the face?

06.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You have to get credit for your work!

06.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Shield of the Americas

05.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What is she going to do with all her camouflage fashion ensembles?

05.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His favorite movie is probably Starship Troopers.

04.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nancy Mace is a c*nt. Among her, Boebert, Bondi, and Noem, it's hard to say who is the most vile c*nt.

04.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are there ANY consequences for lying under oath here? I seriously give up on any of these people ever being held accountable. What is the point of doing this if they can just lie all they want?

04.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Since when do we arrest people just to confirm their identity?

04.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Grassley looks like he's going to croak mid-sentence.

03.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dingleberries

02.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nancy Mace is a c*nt.

02.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is a GED bimbo interrogating an experienced politician with a law degree?

02.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Trump On Fence About Attending Ayatollah’s Funeral

Trump On Fence About Attending Ayatollah’s Funeral

Trump On Fence About Attending Ayatollah’s Funeral https://theonion.com/trump-on-fence-about-attending-ayatollahs-funeral/

02.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 1026 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 7

Better to stay silent and be assumed a moron than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

02.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't understand why there aren't mediators in place to ensure she gets a chance to finish her response. There's no point in hearings/interviews/interrogations unless decorum is followed.

02.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pete needs to be sent to the front lines.

02.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"We should demand this. We should demand that." Why? They won't listen anyway.

02.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So much better than the accountant-inspired menus

28.02.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 37000 πŸ” 11950 πŸ’¬ 498 πŸ“Œ 800

She needs to get a detention and be barred from the school prom.

26.02.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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25.02.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Another new development with United Healthcare: They've made it impossible to pay a bill without signing up for autopay. Their platform now rejects online payments that are not automated, instead requiring a separate phone call for each payment.This is so much more time consuming (and annoying)

25.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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1. He's an idiot.
2. He's an idiot.
3. He's an idiot.
4. He's an idiot.
5. He's an idiot.

25.02.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.02.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hardest working man in the government.

23.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 5687 πŸ” 1533 πŸ’¬ 748 πŸ“Œ 273