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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

10.08.2025 03:36 👍 30174 🔁 5961 💬 431 📌 236

To clarify this: the context is college sports. Trump is saying that Russia helping Iran target Americans in a war is less important than the pay structure for athletes. (1/3)

08.03.2026 19:17 👍 2764 🔁 829 💬 67 📌 24
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

08.03.2026 15:23 👍 11582 🔁 3289 💬 5 📌 21
Touchline T *
@TouchlineX
X.com
BREAKING: Something INCREDIBLE happened
during Munster vs Hertha Berlin.
There was a possible penalty for Hertha Berlin, and they sent the referee to the screen to review it. At that moment, the local fans invaded the pitch and stole the VAR cable.
The referee couldn't see the play, so the VAR official had to decide, and they awarded the penalty, which ended up being a goal.

Touchline T * @TouchlineX X.com BREAKING: Something INCREDIBLE happened during Munster vs Hertha Berlin. There was a possible penalty for Hertha Berlin, and they sent the referee to the screen to review it. At that moment, the local fans invaded the pitch and stole the VAR cable. The referee couldn't see the play, so the VAR official had to decide, and they awarded the penalty, which ended up being a goal.

Found a new way to prevent video review in the 2.Bundesliga.

08.03.2026 22:42 👍 195 🔁 35 💬 5 📌 10

Every time a woman runs for president I hear that she’s too emotional and unstable to make wartime decisions, unlike the men in charge who make really reasonable decisions like bombing kids to death, starting water wars, and poisoning the entire planet

08.03.2026 14:53 👍 4395 🔁 1045 💬 64 📌 39

There's a fix for this, if Congress ever grows a spine.

My personal information is worth, say, $10,000. If a company loses it, they owe me a check for $10,000 and a letter of apology handwritten by the CEO. The same goes for every single person whose data was compromised.

08.03.2026 16:45 👍 270 🔁 67 💬 2 📌 4
Kennesaw State Baseball @KSUOwlsBaseball
This is where it landed, btw.
#BeDifferent | #HootyHoo
WAFFLE HOUSE

Kennesaw State Baseball @KSUOwlsBaseball This is where it landed, btw. #BeDifferent | #HootyHoo WAFFLE HOUSE

Kennesaw State hit a home run to Waffle House.

07.03.2026 22:38 👍 250 🔁 26 💬 10 📌 12
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At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports Camp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves.

Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

07.03.2026 21:00 👍 9291 🔁 6068 💬 608 📌 1538
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Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid Footage obtained by The Handbasket’s lawsuit shows a hostile takeover on March 17, 2025.

SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.

My report:

06.03.2026 22:04 👍 8953 🔁 3337 💬 105 📌 125
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How $800 Monthly Car Payments Are Hurting Car Sales

It's because an $800 monthly car payment is absurd!
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/b...

06.03.2026 01:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bullies understand one thing. A punch in the nose.

06.03.2026 01:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

05.03.2026 18:54 👍 7235 🔁 1133 💬 126 📌 124
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I’m Pepsi, and I’m Actually Okay Before you ask, yes—I’m actually okay. I can feel you hesitating, the way people do when they lower their expectations out of politeness. You ask t...

"I’ve been in therapy for a while now, and one of the things I’ve learned is that I’m not responsible for managing other people’s expectations—especially when those expectations were built around a different soda entirely."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...

03.03.2026 16:20 👍 75 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 13

Imagine serving as a Marine and then being injured at home, on purpose, by a sitting Senator while exercising your constitutionally-protected rights.

04.03.2026 22:08 👍 5192 🔁 711 💬 40 📌 21
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[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

04.03.2026 22:05 👍 9298 🔁 4553 💬 1058 📌 1627

“Sorry, I’m used to UNHOOKING stuff on much shorter people”

02.03.2026 17:26 👍 1132 🔁 130 💬 37 📌 2
roadhouseendgame
i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

roadhouseendgame i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

whoops

24.02.2026 14:08 👍 3494 🔁 1154 💬 21 📌 39

okay, this *specific* part feels like a parody of the actual iraq war

02.03.2026 03:17 👍 2249 🔁 347 💬 59 📌 11
Gray longboi cargo shorts with a built-in belt on the rack at Kohl’s

Gray longboi cargo shorts with a built-in belt on the rack at Kohl’s

We’re at war in the Middle East and there’s cargo shorts with a 12” inseam and a built in belt on the shelf at Kohl’s, 2007 is so fucking back.

01.03.2026 23:51 👍 473 🔁 72 💬 13 📌 31

I genuinely cannot get over him launching a war from his house in Palm Beach.

01.03.2026 23:34 👍 6809 🔁 1257 💬 486 📌 77

We're now living in a retirement community dictatorship. Trump's making war from his Florida vacation home absent compliance with the Constitution or an effort explain his war of choice to the American people. Trump may pay a huge political price for such an illegal, and casual, use of our military.

01.03.2026 17:30 👍 1351 🔁 280 💬 41 📌 9
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After careful thought, I agree with Trump on Iran here.

01.03.2026 00:34 👍 413 🔁 148 💬 18 📌 17

That vanishing point logo 😍

28.02.2026 21:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A United States senator from the president's own party, one who serves on the Select Committee on Intelligence and the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations, has no idea what's going on as America goes to war with Iran.

28.02.2026 20:22 👍 6369 🔁 1998 💬 219 📌 73

today I learned LSU will be putting the Ten Commandments up in classrooms and my kindest reaction is to laugh

27.02.2026 20:48 👍 159 🔁 5 💬 31 📌 5
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Blind refugee abandoned by Border Patrol dies in Buffalo. A nearly blind refugee abandoned by Border Patrol miles from his home dies in Buffalo after having been missing for nearly a week.

When ICE is forced to release people they've illegally arrested, they drive them into the middle of nowhere and put them out with no phone, no map, no money, no nothing. That's what they did with this BLIND MAN before a blizzard and he died! www.investigativepost.org/2026/02/25/b...

26.02.2026 00:18 👍 12 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0

Remember when Trump yanked funds from Mississippi after learning that the state's welfare chief had directed millions in Temporary Assistance for Needy Families funds to sports celebrities, including not only Brett Favre, but the Million Dollar man and his two pro-wrestler sons?

Wait. He didn't.

26.02.2026 00:49 👍 2933 🔁 888 💬 34 📌 16