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Drinking, Dogs & Biscuits!

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Nice little break from #FPL but back on it 🀘

How it’s looking for #GW30, 1FT, early thoughts is Mane to Pedro & playing him over Rogers.

Bruno looking the best Captain shout, although Ekitike against that Spurs team……

12.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Q. Why don’t Penguins and Polar Bears get along?

A. Because they are polar opposites!

04.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with dreadlocks and a pirate hat is holding a knife and says aye ALT: a man with dreadlocks and a pirate hat is holding a knife and says aye
09.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No regulation changes required. Just make the tyres less durable. If you’re opting for a 1 stop strategy so early into the race, then there needs to be some kind of compromise further down the road.

08.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Arvid Linblad comes across really likeable! Just 18 & speaks like a veteran!

#F1 #AustralianGP

08.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s only the first race & the action was decent. But we need them tyres to drop off more if you’re having Cars able to do over 40 laps on them & still match the lap times of those behind.

#F1 #AustralianGP

08.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I ended up buying an old Gameboy off eBay, alongside Mario World & Tetris. Glorious! 🀘

04.03.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn’t look like he’s a 90 minute man either actually πŸ€”

Maybe Iwobi is the one! πŸ˜‚

03.03.2026 11:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

True dude! For a hit as well, I’m not exactly going to get a haul from him. I am chasing mind & he would be a differential in my mini league.

03.03.2026 10:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Haaland to Ekitike βœ…

Not 100% on Captaincy, could take a bit of a punt on Rayan, but will most likely play it safe with either Bruno or Ekitike.

If I knew Rice was out I wouldn’t be against doing Mane to Raul for a hit.

#FPL #FPLCommunity #GW29

03.03.2026 10:51 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Good shout!

02.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Haaland to Ekitike looks like the obvious move to make. But if this was just on a 3 game punt, is Raul Jimenez worth considering? 🧐

#FPL #FPLCommunity #GW29

02.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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About those flags ... Hannah Spencer (remember her?) has a few ideas ...

01.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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a man in a suit is covering his mouth with his hands in front of a box of kelloggs cereal . ALT: a man in a suit is covering his mouth with his hands in front of a box of kelloggs cereal .

This Trump statement is wild!

Had this been an AI generated parody I’d be none the wiser.

Mental!

01.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A disaster of a GW that included a Bench Boost that earned me a total of 2 points 🀣

Yet a glorious Super Sunday somehow got me an elusive Green Arrow 🀘

Take the points and RUN! 🀣🀣🀣

#FPL #FPLCommunity #GW28

01.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Arsenal just look ready to implode, have their fans turn on them at any minute and I’m all here for when it happens! πŸ™ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

01.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œA permanent point of peril” πŸ˜‚

01.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saliba Goal & Gabriel Assist? Deal me in! 🀘

#FPL #FPLCommunity #GW28

01.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’ve got to stop giving Sanchez the ball here, Jesus πŸ˜‚

01.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All that being said, a return, finally! πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

01.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cunha was in, but he was wide of the goal & there was a defender in the box.

Harsh decision that.

01.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s not a red card, surely πŸ€”

01.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No Andersen for Fulham. No Haaland yesterday, this is a Bench Boost of Doom! πŸ˜‚

01.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Q. What do you call a Penguin in the desert?

A. Lost!

01.03.2026 10:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹πŸ˜‚

01.03.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely don’t miss it, absolute funny farm!

28.02.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Will keep the Arsenal Triple up until #GW31

My initial thought was going Mane to Raul Jimenez, although I then have a benching headache.

If Haaland isn’t guaranteed to be back next week, do I just do Haaland to Ekitike instead? 🧐

#FPL #FPLCommunity

28.02.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a big win that! Leeds were superb 1st half. Shame Haaland missed out, would have suited him a treat πŸ’ͺ

Big game tomorrow! 🀘

28.02.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cherki is just brilliant, isn’t he. Some player!

28.02.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0