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I believe the ternary conditional is actually decomposable!

ifThen<T>(Bool, () -> T): Maybe<T>
else<T>(Maybe<T>, () -> T): T

(with apologies for the improvised syntax)

06.11.2024 11:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

due to what can only have been a bizarre oversight by their creator, grackles aren't any kind of corvid

26.05.2024 21:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Hunt for the Missing Data Type A (directed) graph is a set of nodes, connected by arrows (edges). The nodes and edges may contain data. Here are some graphs: All graphs made with graphviz (source) Graphs are ubiquitous in sof...

The Graph Project is finally out! A 3000 word essay on why programming languages don't have graph types www.hillelwayne.com/post/graph-t...

04.03.2024 17:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Things I wish I had: provenance of which website I got every single computer download from

09.02.2024 03:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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How do you take the average of two timestamps? A jaunt through affine measures and math loopholes

Surprise late-night newsletter today! It's why taking the average of two datetimes is actually a mathematically spoopy operation and why we can do it anyway: buttondown.email/hillelwayne/...

10.11.2023 00:23 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
A four year plan for async Rust - Without boats, dreams dry up

how I think async Rust should evolve over the next few years:

without.boats/blog/a-four-...

07.11.2023 15:43 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You can't consistently believe that both "dogs are intelligent and have complex inner lives and emotions" and "all dogs are good dogs."

02.11.2023 16:17 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

A new day dawns and it now seems increasingly likely that the blast at the al-Ahli Hospital in Gaza was in fact a rocket misfire with photos in daylight showing a small 1m x 1m crater, damage primarily in the parking lot and the building still standing.

So what have we learned? 1/

18.10.2023 13:56 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5
On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, why do they call it 'oven' when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
In one case a member of the Upper, and in the other a member of the Lower, House put this question. I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, why do they call it 'oven' when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?" In one case a member of the Upper, and in the other a member of the Lower, House put this question. I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

09.10.2023 20:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Broke: Hypercard nostalgia
Woke: Kidpix nostalgia

26.09.2023 15:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Raku: A Language for Gremlins By Gremlins, For Gremlinsβ„’

Wrote up my first week of Raku experiences

07.08.2023 21:41 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0