Stop lying. You love it.
My wife is from a catalog and from Russia, sir!
Huh? Who is he?? I'm lost now.
UM, so what about my Filipino wife???
Bro I'm not showing you my balls. So stop it!
I know. It's redundant. Just like me being "hairy."
I dunno. It all sounds gay to me. ๐
Which daddy is the real daddy? Mark or Wayne?
You wish papa bear
How "high" are you right now?
Oh man the fuzzy Canadian is toasted.
Suck. My. Wait, you probably want to. ๐คฃ
Hey man stop Beatles shaming me!!!! ๐
How much do you want to bet that Trump will try to call "Tony Stark" for more missiles?
You don't say?
Markwayne Mullin is a the name of an actor in trailer park porn.
Nah fam. The wife got rid of it.
Isn't Markwayne Mullin the name of the car Thelma and Louise drove off the cliff?
Johnwayne Gacy > Markwayne Mullin
White Album is my fave, most of the time. I listened to Sgt. Pepper's last week and that might be my fave. Who knows?
Markwayne Mullin sounds like the worst flavor of Mountain Dew.
Who???? ๐
Whaaaa Were you been bubba?
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Kristi Norm gets fired.
Pam Bondi gets subpoenaed.
Markwayne Mullen gets promoted.
No, I am not on acid. This is real.
Wasn't Markwayne Mullin a character in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby?
Corey Lewandowski to Kristi Noem: "Ummm, we still gonna fuck?"
Markwayne Mullin sounds like a cheap set of tires at Costco.
Markwayne Mullin is the most hillbilly shit since "Dueling Banjos"