You can be anything you want.
Be a set of glowing eyes in the darkness.
Be a terror in the deep.
Be a cosmic horror slumbering in a star, worshipped by millions from afar.
Your self awareness is inspiring
Yay! ❤️🍀
I strongly recommend not moving to central Florida. For reasons.
How I feel when someone blocks me.
Tbh, I’d be bi for you.
Don’t let today go by without saying I love you to your typo
Every time I see a blue Subaru, I sing a little “Blubaru” song à la Van Halen.
To whom shall I bequeath my drafts folder?
LEEROOYYYYYY JENKINNNNNNNNNNNNS
I had butter bean salad for lunch 😂
real quick…fuck this shit
Oh noes! I’ve been offline too much! 😭
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be supportive. Say stuff like, “Nice battling, dude.”
I’m a superhero.
No further questions.
Your daily affirmation:
Life is about finding perspective. Even procrastination and sleepiness can be considered superpowers if looked at a certain way.
Is @justducky.bsky.social ok?!?
je me parlais à moi-même
mais ça ne me dérange pas
Greg, that’s not what they meant by “you don’t have to take it sitting down”
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have squirrels to feed" sounded a lot more badass in my head
Smoked Gouda and Ricky Gervais. They both make me make the face of smelling a fart from my brother.
12/10 don’t change a thing
My doctors suck. I’m gonna put together a crackerjack out-of-network team.
Dr. Pepper
Dr. Strange
Dr. Who
Dr. Girlfriend
Dr. Seuss
Dr. Bombay
Dr. Teeth
Once it gets enough to start a new timeline, I hope
And I you Coach! ❤️
Coach!!! I appreciate you!!!
You’ve always got great vibes, great tunes and great pics!
I’ve been a bit sporadic lately, only doing drive-bys on Bsky.
Lulu and I have been taking many naps. It has been cozy. 🥰
Sounds exhausting
considering having a good idea
they need to make an Internet that lets me share sunshine
Screenshot of an X post by Senator Tom Cotton saying Iran has been an imminent threat to the United States for 47 years and that the president was right to act. Below is a Fox News segment with Cotton speaking while footage labeled “U.S. Central Command – Unclassified” shows a strike.
“Imminent.” You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
