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Answered Prayer #3 A test of My omniscience.

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On the other side of the paywall lies the answer to the most obnoxious five-word non-prayer prayer I've ever received.

I Apologize for My Ties to Jeffrey Epstein As an omniscient being, I should have known better.

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Answered Prayer #2. Now available for the low, low price of $7 a month and Me not killing you. open.substack.com/pub/thetweet...

Answered Prayer #1 As announced last Thursday, I will now be answering a prayer a week among those sent to me at thetweetofgodprayers@gmail.com. This is a faster tempo than the one-per-month rate I have been using for t...

Presenting the first of 52 weekly answered prayers by Yours Truly. It will bring a tear to your eyes, if you read it while chopping onions. tinyurl.com/thetweetofgo...

@TheTweetOfGod Returns! God answers your prayers, as written at DJ Javerbaum.

@TheTweetOfGod Returns!
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@THETWEETOFGOD RETURNS! Only this time... it's impersonal.

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Some cheeks can't be turned.

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Modern Moral Dilemmas What would you do?

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I Found the Best Phrase To Describe Trump! But it wasn't easy.

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I'm Starting to Have Issues with Donald Trump Wait! Before you judge me, read the essay.

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The New Epstein Photos: A Closer Look This morning the House Oversight Committee released 19 new photos from the Epstein estate.

The New Epstein Photos: A Closer Look
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The New Epstein Photos: A Closer Look This morning the House Oversight Committee released 19 new photos from the Epstein estate were released by the House Oversight Committee.

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From the Congressional Testimony of HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. For a guy in charge of your health, he's quite the sicko.

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The Ethical Implications of Streaming Service Marketing in an Intergenerational Context: An Appraisal Just go with me on this.

Shameless promotion is disgusting. Also my daughter has a new album out!

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Teeth

Behold the album of the year. Especially for dentists. open.spotify.com/album/1cxbIC...

@chegareencher.bsky.social one of the best albums ever. Check out Da Capo too.

Today’s asshole is tomorrow’s martyr.

I don’t know what Trump is announcing today but I fear the best.

I can't understand this guy. Does anyone speak Ozzy?

Vocabulary ("A" Edition) When I was around 15 I decided to read my unabridged dictionary from cover to cover and mark down all the words I didn’t know that seemed worth knowing.

Read. Learn. Quickly forget.
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Happy Fourth of July.

No it isn’t.

This would be a good time to tell your family you love them.

Which he'll be into.

And the 'rain' will look yellower than usual.

It's the least I can do.