This is what happens when you rob pensioners.
27.02.2026 10:49
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This is what happens when you rob pensioners.
Christa Halloren #Mums26
An 11 panel cartoon featuring a bottle of craft beer called Oliver coming home and being greeted by his mother (also a bottle of beer) who has been worried about him. It transpires that Oliver has had a "punk" makeover and his label now reads Piss Chimp. On reluctantly turning around his mother sees that his rear label is now full of phrases describing his flavour such as "Vanilla Headbutt" and "Brutal Fruit" and comments "your lovely back, it's covered in bollocks!" At this point Oliver/Piss Chimp runs upstairs sobbing and shouting "it's who I am!"
It's a Scottish thing, all curling stones come from Ailsa Craig www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX-l...
Alas the next one is a doozy, take care and stay safe.
Leg spreader and mansplainer, what's to like.
Robbing pensioners again. Bastards.
Where might one find this?
Tempting fate there.
Stupid is as stupid does.
BoycottUSA starter pack.
US owned brands
Here is one. It has been floating around since the Canadians started the 'Elbows Up' boycott last year.
Have tickets for London and Glasgow, so happy to immerse myself in the pond again.
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The metal version of Walking in the Air that you never knew you needed.
Nighty night Bluesky
youtu.be/coOz5pzCpMk?...
Went to the market to sell my old horse, came home with a magical Christmas tree seed. Hey ho ho ho.
Friending corvids is very rewarding, they love peanuts in shell roasted or raw.
Marazion Sunset #Sunsets
The vast majority of such 'attacks' are conducted by the pupils of said schools easily outsmarting those who administer school systems, the 4 in ten not reporting such breaches just haven't noticed yet.
Summer yes, Winter not so much.
Perhaps time to reinstate Windsor free festival on a permanent basis.
It's Jeremy Labour need to worry about, Farage is shitting his pants for the same reason.
Sausage rolls - where pigs arseholes go to die.
Exactly what you would expect from those who rob pensioners and the disabled. Your days are numbered.
Bastards.
He still doesn't get that the American taxpayer pays tariffs and not the countries exporting, boy is he in for a shock!
Manna from heaven.
Deserved, well done.
