Dennis is a bastard man

solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want

No matter else what happens an AI can’t ever have four IPAs in an airport bar so they’ll always be inferior

Who????

Hatred ages you

How long until they kick her out of that navy base I wonder

Sometimes you shoot the dog in the gravel pit, sometimes you are the dog in the gravel pit

Betting whether I will have a daycare bill next month on polymarket

Took some cash out of my 401k cuz I was broke like two weeks ago and now I feel like fuckin Nostradamus

Yeah but adobe has $23b revenue a year so this is like claiming adobe only sold shit to seven companies and was the same size as it is today

I don’t understand how a single company could manage to spend $3 billion on software in one year

calling someone gay isn’t an insult anymore my man

stop being weird

if you’re nonmonogamous and frankly mention it at all, ever, you get put straight into the Running Man thing

It’s giving game master Anthony

First of all it’s just past nine,

…why is that a reason

The joker saying I am going to become the first pro-gangbang politician just to prove a point

The fun trick to this is once you ban porn you can just call anything you don’t like porn. But it’s easy for them because there’s no such thing as like a pro-gangbang politician

Why, did something happen?

You guys are fuckin nuts

Too hot around here anyway, let’s get a little nuclear winter going

I’m on the 24th floor of a hotel and fighting the good fight against whipping a beer bottle off the balcony (I am half way through beer #2)

My friend runs a DnD group for our kids and writes beautiful email recaps and one day gmail started summarizing them up top. I had to leave the room to stop myself from smashing the computer

Well he’s consistent in loving things in their teens, if nothing else

Twin Peaks title card but it says “Big Naturals”

[solemnly] whatup playboy

Wait until you find out who the president is

You’re both misinterpreting it. It’s not moderate vs progressive, it is moderate vs extreme. There are plenty of progressive things that poll well ie by definition are moderate. Obviously moderate will always poll better than “extreme”.

This is just a good weekend if you’re in your 20s

“Yeah I gotta wake my ass up at 6 a.m. every day this week and drag myself up to Las Colinas. I'm doing the drywall there at the new McDonald's"