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David Hardie

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Dad first. Scottish/European. Trying to maintain professionalism in an increasingly amateur world. Let there be no trolls here!

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The words: Costco, December and Visit

Should never EVER be part of the same sentence, let alone an action.

I’ll learn from this.

09.12.2025 15:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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But.... but.... the Oil ran out in 2019!!πŸ™„

08.12.2025 14:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When the AI bubble bursts and Micron crawls back to the consumer market peddling their unsold Crucial RAM…

We consumers will not have forgotten how they ditched us and how our money was no longer good enough for them.

Their grave is dug deep. Let them lie in it, let them die, and let them rot.

06.12.2025 11:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK YOU ALEXA!!!

Daft fucking cunt just blurted out the item I ALREADY GOT DELIVERED and ruined a Christmas surprise.

FUCK YOU ALEXA!!!

05.12.2025 19:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or as wee call it, Friday 🀣

05.12.2025 18:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We really, REALLY don’t give a shite for this American extravaganza nonsense. This is not the friggin NFL!

We want to see who will be beating us, simples!

05.12.2025 18:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s that slug doing, and WHY are they sucking his ass?????

Craven motherfuckers, fuck the lot them #WorldCup2026

05.12.2025 17:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dicks. Complete nonsense to have done it in the first place.

21.11.2025 18:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey UEFA, go fuck yourselves!

21.11.2025 13:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My opinion:

1. Gemmill
2. McTominay
3. McLean
4. McFadden
5. Narey
6. Tierney

19.11.2025 22:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hang it up in the Kelvingrove Art Gallery!

18.11.2025 23:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was one of us Glasgwegians coughing in Row A, wasn’t it?
Sorry β€˜bout that!

17.11.2025 19:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh fucking get over yourselves!

17.11.2025 18:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sweden again proving that real grown up countries do exist.
Unlike Absurdistan AKA UK

12.11.2025 12:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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No, BBC Pravda, you don’t get to be β€˜frivolous’ and funny with this.
The correct article should be: β€œThis is An Absolute Abomination and Must Be Condemned”

07.11.2025 19:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This world is broken 😑

07.11.2025 13:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A Tim Berners-Lee misquote, by me, with a nod to Hans Gruber:

β€œYou want to know about the human psyche, Theo? I give you the World Wide Web”

25.10.2025 17:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So are all the click-bait 3I/Atlas doom posters going to STFU now that precisely nothing wild and doomy has happened?

We were not in fact being invaded by a marauding armada, or given incredible alien insights to undeservedly help us.

25.10.2025 13:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of a foggy street

A picture of a foggy street

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

20.10.2025 08:35 πŸ‘ 9155 πŸ” 1393 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 44

Fuck
Microsoft

27.09.2025 12:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wish them aliens would hurry the fuck up!

11.08.2025 18:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just reading an article about Antarctic ice cores being melted for science.
Fair enough.

The BBC describes the 2.8km of ice cores as being β€˜more than 8 Eiffel Towers stacked end-to-end’

Mate, we KNOW what 2.8km is, we don’t need this stupid dumbing down of measurements.
We’re not American!

01.08.2025 10:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The stench has gone.

Fuck that guy!

29.07.2025 21:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The stench in this country since TACO arrived is unbearable.

Fuck off TACO, you are not welcome here.

26.07.2025 20:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘

Fuck off TACO πŸ˜†

12.07.2025 16:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The BBC News seems to have gone full right-wing lately:

β€œMigrant deal will be seen as failure…”
β€œ...pilot deal that could see 50 migrants a week sent back”
β€œBan some foreigners from sickness benefits…”
β€œReform’s momentum…”

Chris Mason seems to be a Farage/Reform fluffer.

10.07.2025 09:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
The word β€˜understand’ doing some massive heavy lifting there 🀑🀑🀑🀑

04.07.2025 07:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I for one LOVED the ending to Squid Game 3.

What a great show.

02.07.2025 15:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Scottish’ Labour MPs make me vomit.

What kind of craven coward votes for this disgraceful welfare bill?

The vast majority of β€˜Scottish’ Labour MPs.

01.07.2025 20:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WHY DID NOBODY TELL
ME THAT SQUID GAME 3 HAD DROPPED!?!

FFS, PEOPLE!

29.06.2025 22:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0