I couldn't make it but that doesn't surprise me. Have been listening to the new album this week though, it's great

No, I'm tonight as well, will look out for you!

@googlyeyecat.bsky.social did you end up getting Tim Key tickets?

Been saying this. Spurs undoubtedly the funniest option but we can't lose sight of the real goal.

I still regret sitting through 'Nowhere Boy' (2009), filmed outside my old flat

Gueye now "defying Mother Time"

Martin, can I respectfully ask what you're talking about

CONSUMER NEWS: Aldi's own brand Feasts are better than the real thing. Get involved.

'Liam' on the BBC website bemoaning set piece goals

That's right Liam, there have famously been no set piece goals in the Premier League before August 2025

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Looking forward to the grovelling apologies from Rangers fans to K Thelwell

...bosh? It was that and more

Jordan Pickford Victory Fajitas for tea tonight

Good lord, that Pickford save

If Goodwin had sat on the stage and peed his pants he'd have left with more dignity than this

Labour humiliated, Matt Goodwin in tears, the Tories completely wiped out *and* it's pay day

Styrofoam came on shuffle for me yesterday, a day changer

I've decided that I'm getting it tonight, it's been too long.

Happy birthday!

Their mutton kothu is simply unbeatable

@owltickler.bsky.social is your friend here. Though she's much more of a Carter woman

Goodbye users and suckers and steady bad luckers
We're off to the land of club soda unbridled
We're off to the land of hot middle-aged women
Off to the land whose blood runneth orange

Ian Mitchelmore: YOU have been playing too much FM

The man is - and I don't say this lightly - a fart

!! … ah

I pulled my hamstring taking washing out of the machine a few weeks back. We Are Nearing Death.

Hang up your Rhona Martin bunting, the curling has started

It would be very funny if they just questioned the size of his head for 3 hours