BABY SATAN

BABY SATAN IS ALWAYS WATCHING

THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER

SURPRISINGLY ONE OF U FOOL HUMAN MINIONS HAS SENSE

NOW BOW BEFORE ME AND PET

IT IS A COLD DAY IN HELL WHEN UR DARK LORD WHO IS ME BABY SATAN FAILS TO REIGN SUPREME EVEN IN THE FUCKING FREEZER

NOW BOW BEFORE ME U FOOL HUMANS AND SHOW THE TREATS

MY BITCH MOTHER IS IGNORING ME BECAUSE OF U MOST FOUL ROBOT IN A HUMAN SKIN SUIT

ALWAYS OF EVERYTHING AND WHEN UR DARK LORD WHO IS ME BABY SATAN IS NOT INNOCENT IT IS ALWAYS JUSTIFIED

I WIN MOMMY U BITCH

MAYBE IF U PAID MORE ATTENTION TO UR DARK LORD WHO IS ME BABY SATAN AND WERE A BETTER MOTHER U CURSED NEGLECTFUL WOMAN

U MAKE ME DO IT

@professormundy.bsky.social HI DIPSHIT

Black cat, wrapped in a fuzzy beige blanket, with huge green eyes staring into the camera in a threatening manner.

HAPPY SUNDAY U FOOL HUMANS

HONOR THE DAY OF UR DARK LORD AND KEEP IT UNHOLY

AS U CAN SEE TEMPTATIONS CAT TREATS HAS OFFICIALLY PLEDGED THEIR CORPORATE MINIONHOOD TO THE DARK LORD WHO IS ME BABY SATAN

I SMELL A BRAND DEAL DONT U THINK I WAS BORN TO BE A SPOKESATAN LOOK AT MY FUCKING FACE

U R CORRECT MOTHER OF MINE HOW MANY TIMES DID I WARN U FOOL HUMANS ID ONE DAY EAT UR FACES IF U DID NOT PROVIDE ME THE TASTY OFFERINGS UR DARK LORD WHO IS ME BABY SATAN SO OBVIOUSLY DESERVES

THE DAY OF FACE EATING IS UPON US

THIS OFFENDS ME GREATLY

HAIL ME UR DARK LORD WHO IS BABY SATAN

WHERE ARE MY FUCKIN TREATS U FOOL HUMAN MINIONS OF MINE

THE VET CAN TAKE UR BALLS BUT SHE CAN NEVER TAKE UR FREEDOM