“He says what the rest of us are thinking!”
06.03.2026 00:55
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“He says what the rest of us are thinking!”
Maybe Trump is the exit dose this whole fucked-up system needed? It’s like chemotherapy — the poison ALMOST kills the system but out of that chaos comes the death of the cancer? If this tears apart MAGA *and* neoliberalism then go man go.
Release Day!
@pattonoswalt and Goat Song Records are excited to announce the release of a new album, from his Grammy and Emmy nominated special "I Love Everything".
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@pattonoswalt.bsky.social was right. The only game in town.
Munhall, Keene, and Gardiner presales are NOW LIVE! Find ticket links at pattonoswalt.com and use code PATTON
All up in the Northeast in June! ALL UP IN IT! Get yer tickets starting this Friday!!!
A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.
Bro is gonna be mayor for 9 terms
Spread this FAR AND WIDE.
lol guess who met some commoners today.
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They were holding a bag of Funions just off camera
Thanks dad! Would love to meet you whenever you manage to buy those cigarettes you went out for 57 years ago!
All I’m saying is, some of you have been a little hasty in writing phrenology off as a science.
“…this is a hard world to be ludicrous in.” — Kurt Vonnegut, MOTHER NIGHT
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Wrote about The Kiss, one of those late 80s horror films that quietly did more than people gave it credit for.
@meredithsalenger.bsky.social is an incredibly underrated Final Girl here.
Some movies deserve rediscovery. This is one of them.
#Horror #80sHorror
www.horrorgeeklife.com/2026/02/13/t...
Just saw the trippiest double feature. These are both in theaters right now and if can see ‘em back-to-back DO IT.
MINOR THREATS was always “heavy” but this time we mean it literally!
the image is a screen cap of an elon musk tweet that reads: "For a country to survive, there has to be a common culture. Nobody dies to defend a "multicultural economic zone"! American culture, with its English-Scotts-Irish origin, is great and worth fighting for. Some may not realize it, but that's why people come here."
Accuse me of xenophobic stereotyping all you like, but the last person I'm going to listen to about the real America is a dope-addicted unmarried immigrant who can't even count how many kids he has from God knows how many women.
We must preserve the solid Scots-Irish American culture of the MacHopi and FitzCree clans.
Sometimes Andy Capp is like a Mike Leigh movie.
Love how the Edgelord Dipshit immediately retreats into, “You’re g-going to get in t-trouble,” and the Hoodie Kid calmly says, “Okay.”
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
Sometimes when I see some shit I really don’t like I just say “I hate” like this @pattonoswalt.bsky.social joke
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(Entertainment news 2024)
“NEW SHOWBIZ CONSENSUS: twenty rightwing comedians fame-pushed by billionaire algorithm botfarms are advocating for a fresh new dystopian police state that must be hip, edgy and overdue if these badboy funnymen are saying so”
Pam got her Christmas card for 2026 early.
Andy Capp is timeless.
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