I lived in Burlington for five years and would go to bat for Fiddlehead. It was the reliable $5 pour you could find just about anywhere. Focal Banger, now that was the savvy Alchemist play.
So embarrassing when you happen to run into the guy whose face is on the shirt you are wearing!
This better not be about the Ham helmet
photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
Tattoo of the chili crisp logo person
Awe inspiring dedication
JorDon Baker
Come on down to Noobtown and have yourself a time! Our second MAYOR OF NOOBTOWN episode just posted a week early for Patreon supporters! Enjoy it with a nice glass of Shadow God blood!
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A nasally shriek,
'tis Staley you seek.
But when harmonies swell,
aye, that be Cantrell
Star Wars: lots of people hate it, and those are just its biggest fans. But even if you’re a casual Star Wars fan who can’t tell Jyn Erso from Jizz Wailing, you have to admit, it inspired a whole lot of crap. And we riffed it: www.rifftrax.com/hunks-of-junk
We're doing another Choose Your Own Adventure live read thru. It's a truly insane book this time, so we recruited the great John Hodgman to come read with us! This Thursday at 3PM eastern.
More details here: www.patreon.com/posts/choose...
ME: Hey buddy, you've got a crazy look in your eye and you're licking your lips a lot, you're not planning on eating me, are you?
THE ONLY OTHER GUY ON THIS TINY ROUND ISLAND WITH A SINGLE PALM TREE, DON "THE BUTTERBALL FUCKER" KIRKPATRICK: No
Let's get puppet-y! rifftraxmakesmst3k.com
Incredible
Buckle up folks!!
These periodicals from an upcoming RiffTrax title may be the shot in the arm the dying print industry needs
"plug up his rear hol—"
GARY GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE
The great Dan Deacon, who just scored Task on HBO and Venom: The Last Dance, joins us on 280 Mysteries to solve THE CASE OF THE SLEEPING DOG! Check it out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/143530...
An all new 280 Mysteries is up featuring special guest mystery solver JOEL MCHALE! A well dressed young boy is forced to strip by a bunch of knocknees. Hear the whole twisted tale on our Patreon!
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What did RiffTrax fans think of RiffTrax Live: Timecop?
Get tickets to see the show: rifftrax.com/timecop
Our 280 Mysteries episode with Jeopardy host @kenjennings.bsky.social is now available wherever you get your podcasts! Get The Complete Kennections, out on 7/29: amzn.to/4mTjVPN
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Was a real thrill to get to talk to Craig Finn on the podcast last week. Always wanted to ask him this question, then to have him sleuth out the solution to an Encyclopedia Brown mystery was icing on the cake. Whole ep is on the main 372 Pages feed wherever you listen youtube.com/shorts/rrxlZ...
Inspired by this capital S shitpost: www.facebook.com/groups/simps...
Enjoy
The first episode of 280 Mysteries We'll Never Get Back, our podcast where we attempt to solve bizarre Encyclopedia Brown mysteries, is now available wherever you get podcasts, in the regular 372 feed!
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