Imagine cooking with me. No, more garlic.
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Imagine cooking with me. No, more garlic.
Life in a Northern Town by the Dream Academy
It’s a zoo out there, absolute madness
Antifa was spotted at the scene and identified —
🐼🐻🦝🦊🦄🐸🐝🦖🐔🐘🦒🦈🦚
The 🔥 is out of control
Feel free to add emojis in the replies for any big mean puffy Antifa creatures that I may have missed
"lots of people on your side are too." So he agrees that the president is unhinged.
Charlie Kirk called for his audience to post bail for Pelosi attacker: "If some amazing patriot out there in San Francisco or the Bay Area wants to really be a midterm hero, someone should go and bail this guy out..Bail him out and then go ask him some questions"
If prayer really worked, I would have woken up to an enormous headline this morning.
The perfect golf outfit doesn't exi.....
Agreed. Yet he cannot win in Texas.
Very inspiring.
Road construction doesn’t care if you have to take a shit. It gives no fucks.
Truth-tellers, not rioters. Protect these two men at all costs.
“You feel tough with your assault rifles and your sticks. You should be standing here with us. You’re on the wrong side of history.”
“John Lewis said make good trouble… that means make trouble on behalf of democracy.”
Or telling the US Gov't what they were about to do.
You just summed up dating in the Canadian prairies.
The Goonfather
The WWII Native American Code Talkers were absolute legends. Using their languages as unbreakable codes, they saved countless lives and outsmarted enemies in the most brilliant way possible. Heroes whose brilliance deserves way more attention.
There are moments I’d give anything for the quiet mercy of forgetting, just like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
There’s no need
to go back to the
futures I’ve
been promised
because after
tonight I’m
yours forever,
garnished with
lucious sin against
your luxury lips,
tasted and savored,
my body becoming
legends of lust
against the hard
swallow of pleasure,
as you spread my
legs further apart
in longing hunger.
Along the dark mirages
lingering shadows of lust,
burned between the
silhouettes of sunlight
and midnight’s whispers,
I feel the pulse breaking
my deafening silence,
your serpent tongue
coiling between my thighs,
as I moan wild oasis
waterfalls that immerse
us in its crushing depths.
Amazing pic.
Push It is my favourite song about exploring how angry she can get.
Shoutout to the word “ugh” for always having my back.
Perverted Cackle was the name of my high school punk band.
Elbows up. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Oh sorry, I said snack on that ass…not smack on that ass.
Pixie kisses
from her wicked
lips lure you
deeper into
hot-blooded devilry,
where you’re shackled
to pain and pleasure,
until you ache for an
immaculate release
from her mouth,
down from where
thunder growled
from the sky’s throat.
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
#Emails2DOGE
cc: HR@OPM.gov
1. Mocked Trump & his boss Elon on TV and online
2. Got my kid’s Corgi fixed so she won’t have babies (Elon you should get fixed 2)
3. Looked up why ketamine abusers need 😎 indoors
4. Read court decisions saying Trump & his boss Elon violated laws
5. Made this list
Give your balls a tug Raphael. You suck so much Trump dick you both changed your Facebook status to "it's complicated."
*Shoresy🇨🇦
