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@biggerboat

Pittsburgh, Hail to Pitt, 412, Hell of a Model American I hate boats

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Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

10.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 1813 πŸ” 296 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 8
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How stupid he said.

09.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 5599 πŸ” 1939 πŸ’¬ 252 πŸ“Œ 122
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Spring forward... Fall back... whatever.

Can we just pick ONE & stick with it once & for ALL?!!! ⏰

08.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 15615 πŸ” 1952 πŸ’¬ 1340 πŸ“Œ 210
A cartoon of Pete Kefsbreath shouts at American flag-draped coffins: β€œSTOP TRYING TO EMBARASS THE PRESIDENT!”

A cartoon of Pete Kefsbreath shouts at American flag-draped coffins: β€œSTOP TRYING TO EMBARASS THE PRESIDENT!”

08.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 13814 πŸ” 3843 πŸ’¬ 257 πŸ“Œ 131

We can afford to care for the sick, but instead choose to bomb the poor.

07.03.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Can we like sign up for this to be first in line??

07.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Coffee, straight out of my nose.

06.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 11142 πŸ” 2057 πŸ’¬ 302 πŸ“Œ 192

They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"

07.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 8979 πŸ” 1759 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 56

Fetterman goes to the highest bidder, in this case it was the red team.

07.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Excuse the bad language, but this is where we are at right now:

05.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 3614 πŸ” 1135 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 50

Great, this will cause him to bomb another Country.

06.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He won't run again and he already knows it. At this point he is doing everything and anything to fill his bank accounts with money from the highest bidders to say what they want him to say.

06.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

May as well?? He already joined a long time ago when they started filling up his bank account. He's a POS.

06.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I were them I would demand a check from the owners to be held in escrow. If it ain’t needed they give it back.

05.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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At this point, this may be our only hope!!

05.03.2026 11:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like no one saw this coming. But can we appreciate the dude popping off 7 rounds with the 9mm at armed Marines.

03.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jared Leto

02.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Will this be like Trump’s Healthcare plan?

02.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So. Just politics?

28.02.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 5717 πŸ” 1652 πŸ’¬ 411 πŸ“Œ 123

Too worried what the Stock Market will look like come Monday after this.

01.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good People Have Had it With Faux Patriotism and Phony Faith Good people have had it.

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28.02.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 9125 πŸ” 1869 πŸ’¬ 808 πŸ“Œ 253

Ever see the movie Canadian Bacon?

28.02.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brain Worm has never eaten liver or a cheap cut of meat in his lifetime, bet on it!!

27.02.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.02.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 4844 πŸ” 1072 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 35

I have to ask, did Hillary bring up how the Dow hit 50,000 during this session?

27.02.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They had to know what they were getting from Clinton. She has a brain between those two shoulders. Most likely why they did it in privacy.

26.02.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Moskowitz: It's not the galactic senate, just because the emperor says rise doesn't mean I get up. I’m a different branch of government.

26.02.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 4948 πŸ” 915 πŸ’¬ 361 πŸ“Œ 86

And..........

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