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EIGHTY FIVE!!!!?!?!?!?????!?

I don't ever want to hear that it's wrong to call them Nazis again.

Netflix about to remove a bunch of Catherine O'Hara movies already 😒

2000s nostalgia got out of hand and it has now ripped a hole in spacetime.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

when you're already having a shitty day and you shatter a glass all over the floor just to top it all off 🫠

god I need a fucking vacation

Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns

Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns https://theonion.com/experts-point-to-long-glorious-history-of-successful-u-1819575498/

The question that very easily blows up all this double-talk is: “Would it be an act of war if another country did this to us?” Because OF COURSE it would.

I’m trying to hold “Everything will keep happening all the time, gotta keep going” and “this is all very bad and should not be normal” in my head at the same time, and I’m so tired

The Board of Peace is so far doing a bad job, I know it’s early days but still

go girl give us nothing

I love how for things that any other person would get fired for, cops just get a nice little paid vacation 😃

(/s)

to be clear I don't think anyone should have nuclear weapons but the irony of an unhinged nuclear power saying this....

disappointing but not surprising

a reminder that a cutesy moment in a fleece sweater is just that and nothing more

"Canada supports the right for Israel to defend itself" THEY ARE BOMBING ANOTHER COUNTRY THAT IS NOT SELF DEFENSE!!!!!!!!

In case you’re just waking up, the U.S. has teamed up with Israel overnight to start an illegal war of regime change, apparently on a presidential whim with no involvement of Congress, and they are already committing horrific atrocities.

A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

it's been like -15 all winter so I'm celebrating it

needed a bit of hope because the movie I just watched (the president's cake) was fucking bleak

also it's 6pm and not pitch black outside 🥹 girl who is going to be okay. jpg

6 degrees out it's so nice 🥹

when people say art isn't political...

I wish I had an airhorn so I could blast it anytime someone who says they don’t like pronouns tries to formulate a spoken sentence

@ America ???

Chicago’s newest snow plow name ‘Abolish ICE,’ Mayor Brandon Johnson says Mayor Brandon Johnson announced “Abolish ICE” as the winner of a citywide snow plow name contest. He had earlier given it a “full and complete” endorsement.

Mayor Brandon Johnson announced “Abolish ICE” as the winner of a citywide snow plow name contest. He had earlier given it a “full and complete” endorsement.