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@flanderosa

Film fanatic | Preston North End, Lancaster City & Patriots | ❤️#gaming (PSN/XBL = flanderosa) | introverted #bookworm | Spittoon investigator and Eldritch Eradicator | He/Him/His

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And there are people who want somebody with skin as thin as that to be PM. No wonder he’s got an affinity with Trump

04.03.2026 19:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“…like a Nazi Julie Andrews”

04.03.2026 08:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope it’s “continue to go fuck yourself rapist” or words to that effect

04.03.2026 08:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tesco don’t know what they’re missing

01.03.2026 19:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Death looks like he’d be good fun tbh

01.03.2026 19:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Definitely my own issue but strangely, I’m seeing that as “Death’s coming, so why bother?” which is somewhat less motivating…

01.03.2026 19:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Which is particularly farcical when there are no seeds of doubt to be sown - she fucking trounced the Reform cunts

01.03.2026 11:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry to rant, I’m just fed up with all this crap. We finally get something decent in this smorgasbord of shit, a little bit of hope, a thoroughly decent and sound woman entering parliament, but no, we can’t have that can we? We have to make sure an asterisk is put next to it, sow the seeds of doubt

01.03.2026 11:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Kara I’m just sick of this shit, it’s constant now - screeching like fucking babies when they don’t get their way, grievance after grievance, day in day out, when people who actually have grievances (disabled, people in poverty, trans people) are completely ignored or worst, humiliated and vilified

01.03.2026 11:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They’ll have already assured him “we don’t mean you, you’re rich”

01.03.2026 10:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fire Starter? A twisted Fire Starter?

I’ll get my coat…

27.02.2026 14:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s the secondary joy (Green win with a c4,000 majority is the first bit of good news I’ve woken up to in ages)

27.02.2026 12:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Helps that she’s local and actually loves the area, unlike a certain charmless bad loser who will now remain nameless forevermore

27.02.2026 09:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
INTRODUCING! 

Hannah Spencer 

The new Green MP for GORTON & DENTON 

Green Party 

Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

INTRODUCING! Hannah Spencer The new Green MP for GORTON & DENTON Green Party Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

Introducing Hannah Spencer MP 💚

27.02.2026 04:31 👍 4457 🔁 1036 💬 183 📌 340

'Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for breakfast' - RIP Rob Grant

26.02.2026 17:31 👍 401 🔁 120 💬 24 📌 27

If anyone deserved a kipper smoked… RIP Rob

26.02.2026 19:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely can relate, was essential telly. Remember when I was about 12-13 me and 2 mates started writing a book which was essentially one 1/2 Hitchhiker’s and the other 1/2 Red Dwarf - you can probably imagine what that would’ve read like and also why it remained unfinished

26.02.2026 19:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well his dad did

26.02.2026 14:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Naturally looking forward to the scoffs of Brits when faced with the idea of ‘everybody wins’ and ‘having fun’, god forbid!

Yes, they have natural (and other) advantages in winter sports but Norway must be doing something right here if they manage to overachieve as much as they do in Summer sports

26.02.2026 09:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shhh, don’t tell him Norway won more than the US did…

25.02.2026 10:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You need to start worrying if she puts on tin foil medals and refers to wanting a drink as needing ‘lubrication’

25.02.2026 10:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I note he’s not suggesting Alysa Liu or Elana Meyers Taylor should get the Presidential Medal of Freedom - I wonder why that might be, hmm? 🤔

25.02.2026 08:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re rich white men, what else did you expect?

25.02.2026 08:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brainworm says what?

25.02.2026 08:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More Norwegians winning in Milan I see #InterBodo #MilanoCortina2026

24.02.2026 21:59 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Concede in the 95th minute again, 2nd game in a row FFS 🙄

24.02.2026 21:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell, I bet he’s not always been straight with himself

23.02.2026 17:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Willing to bet Putin has never been straight with anybody

23.02.2026 17:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I will never forgive the 77million plus people who apparently voted for this, meaning that we have to take every bit of drivel coming from his mouth/phone/arse seriously, rather than gleefully ignoring him screaming into the void for the rest of his life…

23.02.2026 14:53 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Quite apart from the casual sexism and misogyny at play here, they’re clearly feeling threatened by Hannah and that she has a real chance of winning on Thursday - why else would they pick that particular picture and at the same time not put up a picture of Goodwin there?

23.02.2026 11:46 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0