Fumes. Running. Drain. Circling.

Remembering your ICQ UIN is a MASSIVE flex.

I wanna know who greenlit this idea, but also I’ve never related to Stef more in my life.

(Yes, I'm aware of the possible futility of posting stuff like this while... everything... is going on but fuck it)

I'm now sad I'm boycotting Eurovision this year because UMK just happened and Finland is sending an absolute BANGER.

Shades of the Airport Hangar level for sure.

Not to be dramatic but I’m fully unconvinced I’ll see Haunted Chocolatier in my lifetime so I’m not getting hyped up for that specifically.

The world is the way it is right now and yet ConcernedApe thinks we want to marry Clint in the 1.7 update smh

Since you've uploaded your resume we've already got your experience information. Feel free to move on to the next step!

This may be the best thing I've ever seen in a job application.

Stupid brain. Had a major panic attack earlier so it looks like the match isn’t happening for me. Kinda feel like a failure, but I guess I’ll see you all in April?

So... I *might* end up doing a trip in November, which obviously means having to do some personal navigation about things. Fun!

Ari if this photo doesn’t accompany any future “I will coach X” posts it’ll be a missed opportunity.

Well, the good thing about today's parade is that I have zero chance of getting laid off today, unlike the day of the first Seahawks victory parade.

(Fuck you MG2)

I definitely need to see it in person, but immediate reaction is not impressed. I may get it only for completionist purposes.

I know in the grand scheme of things it means nothing, but looking in the mirror and seeing that my hair is visibly thinning is distressing. I can rock the salt and pepper dad look. I can't rock bald.

Yeah, I'll admit I definitely felt a bit selfish posting about this given *gestures vaguely* everything but it's also a small part of a pretty evident situation. *shrug*

I'll definitely be pre-funcing and singing in the stands, though. That won't change.

I know this is gonna sound like a whiny post but I just DGAF at this point. Kinda tired of people just... ignoring me on here for the most part.

Just because someone's got suicidal ideation doesn't mean that they've already stopped existing.

Oh this is a STELLAR choice.

Her song 20 Questions has permanent residence deep in my soul.

Double down on that and have it be XLOV to watch their brains explode.

"Until GTA VI drops, you'll probably: Mine 50,000 Minecraft blocks File at least one tax return"

These ads are getting awfully specific. I literally just did my taxes.

My streamer Bluesky account being so invisible it doesn’t even come up :/

Stardew Valley's 1.7 Update Will Add 2 New Marriage Candidates - IGN Stardew Valley's upcoming 1.7 update will include, among other things, two brand new marriage candidates, IGN can exclusively reveal.

I'm sorry, ConcernedApe just casually dropping that 1.7 will have two new marriage candidates?

www.ign.com/articles/sta...

(They'll be announced on the 26th but I'd put what little money I have left on it being Sandy and the Wizard)

Don't watch the video from Obed that they just put on YouTube if you want to avoid crying today.

It might be a bit glib to say "fuck it, the world is burning, do the cool thing" but... no other way to put it, really.

Fuck.

A Minecraft character skin standing on a design of the Seattle Sounders FC badge

A top-down view of the Seattle Sounders FC badge, built in Minecraft

Some bitches will do a Minecraft build project instead of going to therapy.

In other news, my name is now Some Bitches.

Whenever I encounter someone who called me hysterical in 2016

A bit ironic for me that having to cash in my 401(k) at the end of 2024 ended up being the wiser decision.

If you don't think I'm picking 2 then you just don't know me well enough really.

Been having a really bad time this week, and I’ve got no one I can talk to honestly.

The temptation to just straight-up go invisible on here is so fucking high right now I can’t even tell you.