a super hot tall trans girl, call that a clock tower
28.07.2023 04:15
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a super hot tall trans girl, call that a clock tower
THIS FUCKS
UwU
No Tuesday with her hand behind her neck wearing a band tee thst says “contemporary girlfriend”
Picture of ness saying : you should PK FIRE yourself now
Straight up relaxing today
(shoutout @jadedvegan.bsky.social for the tee; her band ‘Contemporary Girlfriend’ is soo amazing)
there are a lot of people in my life who say that they love me, but not a lot of people who are willing to say "Hi Jade, i bought you the entire Jaws quadrilogy on DVD" 😔
i write the songs, and book the shows, and do the promo, and handle the financials, and play guitar, and i'm STILL SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THE FUCKING LYRICS?!?! hell no dude
imagine if they invented a vocalist that could remember lyrics... that would be so cool
yeah that sounds about right
honestly
the dude who graduated highschool 10 years ago vs the dyke that showed up to the reunion
Panel 1: two people talking, one says “hey!! How have you been?? Panel 2: labels above the other person in the conversation that say “has been on the verge of crying for 15 years” Panel 3: zoom in and another label that says “is consistently filled with an overwhelming sense of dread living as a marginalized member of the community” Panel 4: another zoom in and label that says “spends every day doomscrolling despite knowing it’s a bad idea because not being kept in the loop of the erosion of American sociopolitical stability seems more terrifying than being hyper aware of it” Panel 5: final zoom in with a ton of static noise and large red lettering that says “NO SWITCH 2” Panel 6: panel returns to normal as the person finally responds “pretty good”
Here’s a comic about the never ending horrors of existence!!!!!!!!!! #webtoons #webcomics
girls after 2 shots of fernet
HOW TO SPOT A KETTLE Police may try to surround the march on all sides in a "kettle." If you're kettled, they might hold you there for hours... They otten lie about when they're gonna let you go. ...or even arrest everyone. Look out for a prisoner transport bus. If you see a kettle coming, the safest exit is usually back the way you came. TURN AROUND!
stay safe! avoid kettles!!
she just like me fr
my friends and i accidentally stumbled upon the fountain from Scream during a day trip to Headlsgburg 🔪
As a tr*ns L*tina in America right now I just want to say that every single ICE agent deserves to never know another moment of peace or safety for as long as they live
Jade posing in black shorts, ripped fishnets, and a black mesh crop top
ooop i never posted the dyke night fit 🖤
oh fuck
in case yall thought I was fucking around with these shows
these chamoy flavored kettle chips have a vice grip on my pussy
i do believe that trans women have an unfair biological advantage when it comes to making fucking sick music
restaurants during pride month are like: and our special today is the Birri-Yaaas Queen Tacos
*with her tongue down my throat*
yeah, idk... i think she's just being nice
god damn all of my friends are so hot. i love being a transexual lesbian, this shit slaps.
one year of being married to my little guy 🥹💚✨💛
Jade in high heeled converse and a black dress. she is very tall.
pov: you're a bug on the ground and i'm still deciding whether or not to squish you
gotta love an ally coworker with a H*rry P*tter mouse pad 🙃
so adorable when men talk about sports like they're a part of the team
"yeah we made a great call with that trade" "i'm excited to see how we do tonight"
like, awww.... buddy... you're not apart of that organization... but go ahead, keep pretending little guy 🙂↕️
it would be so cool if this shit just worked
