Ripley Arachnid 🕷️🌈🪲🕸️

it’s actually kinda disturbing how younger ppl are Not Understanding what aging looks like because they’re surrounded by tiktok filters and looksmaxxers. i worry for the kids bro. but also, if you’re an adult and having this perceptual problem then it’s really on you to get offline

actually that’s not face blindness wtf am i talking about. thats me having working eyes

the jim carrey clone thing is legit pissinf me off at this point cuz like what are you TALKING about. also my face blindness is in full overtime mode bc when i watch that clip i just see jim carrey. only like a lil shiny

she’s like a little pony if a pony was also a bug

Good news! The Jason Fox High Stakes D20 is back in stock at store.foxtrot.com!

also it’s this weird assumption / implication that they’re the only poor ppl effected by this and therefore it’s funny now. it would be funny if it wasn’t also gonna kill ppl who didn’t ask for it

like idk it’s not fun to laugh at the other guy on a sinking ship if you are also on that sinking ship

im not getting tired of maga ppl getting their comeuppance but i AM tired of only seeing stuff abt medicaid cuts on vids specifically talking about trump voter regrets.
i guess im more horrified abt what its gonna do to me and others than i am amused by what its gonna do to ppl who voted for it

onion article: cool dad raising daughter on media that will put her entirely out of touch with her generation

THIS WAS REAL FOR ME. and honestly preferable

that’s honestly a rlly good idea!! btw i have been trying to find the other stickers for you LOL they might be at ellie’s house but im still lookin :3

she’s like a little pony if a pony was also a bug

Cheese the little regal jumping spider on my finger (she is no bigger than my thumb nail)

she is only small …

No kings sign featuring my spiders eating a grub that looks like Trump

The same sign only digital

been trying so hard to come up with an idea for a new No Kings protest art piece/sign and i kinda wanna do a similar concept as the first one (pictured below) but with just a jumping spider and some other kind of bug idk. i think spiders can represent resistance, idk. 🤔 ideas/suggestions welcome!

A purple and green furry adoptable. it is a deer.

A shrimp adoptable png pet that is blue and pink. A civet adoptable that is green and blue.

An orc adoptable. it is green and blue.

oh btw i got these adopts on kofi on Clearance !! they’re all $5-6 right now !!

ko-fi.com/spiderdungeon

she only loves him for the catnip he’s smothered in

perfect couples don’t exi-

A shorthair gray cat gripping a peter griffin doll from dollar tree

a close up of the cat sniffing peter griffin

my moms cat pixie loves peter griffin

*lols because im screaming internally*

*instead. period . lol

i probably would not even be able to afford the basic payments to start idk im not trying to be like “I GIVE UP” but i do think i can apply myself to the work i’ve already been doing and VASTLY improve my productivity and work life balance instead of

i think higher education is always beneficial it’s not like i wouldn’t benefit from it at all but like bro we are having apocalyptic problems right now

true that LOL

i feel awful bc i was so like excited to have achieved something and i told family members and stuff and now im scared of disappointing them but idk if i wanna do this or if it’s gonna have a benefit that outweighs the amount of work and money it’ll take when im chronically ill .

yo i know i was all excited abt community college but now ive been doing some serious second guessing especially considering how fucked things are with loans and The World. i don’t wanna waste time and money if it’s just gonna throw me back into debt idk. i’ll update you.

im tempted to be like half drow half wood elf but also that’s what valence secretly is LOL

i will also be having an actual list of options and pricing; the only reason i don’t have one right now is because i’m on hold while i finish my backlog. didn’t mean to get as behind as i did but i really appreciate how chill everyone’s been as i work through it!

BTW when i am completely finished with my current commission queue im gonna be changing how i do stuff and take them through kofi ONLY so im not losing messages. im really enjoying making my kofi a more useful tool and i appreciate the support on there so far ;o;

based on vibes … what kind of elf or half elf amalgamation do you think i would be BESIDES pure drow . cuz i cant decide man i love drow but i feel like a literal Me OC would be somethin else. maybe even a tiefling hmmm

Worky progress on a cover image for all my shit 🦄

An elf with dark brown skin and dark brown hair, and a blue and silver robe. They are arguing with a flame skull from DND. Both have glasses.

doodle comm for @urphane.bsky.social !! 💀🔥