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Jerry "Teabag" Hack

@thehockeynobody

Blue collar guy. Very happily married. Writer, smartass, proud Canadian. Pet lover. Author of "Memoir of a Hockey Nobody: They Said I Couldn't Make the NHL, So I Went Out and Proved Them Right! and "The Crazy Life & Times of Jack 'Rat' Fink". So there.

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Ro Khanna. Proud Canadian here. We are hereby presenting you with honorary Canadian Citizenship. You will henceforth be known by your Canadian name: Ro Khannada. We are honored to have you. Cheers. 😁

01.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Grazie Italia per le Olimpiadi.

Siamo orgogliosi dei nostri atleti e di tutti coloro che rappresentano il vero spirito sportivo
insieme siamo piΓΉ forti

Thank you, Italy, for the Olympics.
We are proud of our athletes & all those who represent the true spirit of sport.
Together we are stronger.

22.02.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hello Bob. Logic clearly dictates that Birthday wishes are to be paired with video.

22.02.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Because I don't need Congress, for anything."

22.02.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You can meet me. I'm not dead yet. Read my books first, otherwise the deal is off.

17.02.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Open Range does it for me. Also, Jack Reacher with Tom Cruise. Crazy good.

17.02.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would just like to confirm that my name is not in the Epstein Files. So there.

17.02.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We are all Chief Brody this week.

15.02.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 1527 πŸ” 425 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 54

Brian. Really? Have you not read Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir. You and Bar really have to do yourself a favor.

P.S. So glad I live in Canada.

16.02.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello Bob. But the dow......the dow......the dow is at 50,000 dollars! Well.....was at 50,000.

16.02.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just remember: Richard Nixon did not go to prison. But his Attorney General did.

#impeachbondi

12.02.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.02.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 17400 πŸ” 3812 πŸ’¬ 1137 πŸ“Œ 709

Not a Bad Bunny fan but this halftime show is absolutely nuts! And I mean that in the best possible way πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

09.02.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.02.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Hi Bob. My hope is that when normalcy returns to the U.S. Government all gerrymandering is outlawed. Logic clearly dictates that fair maps rule the nation. I have spoken. This is the way.

07.02.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.

Democracy dies in oligarchy.

05.02.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 52444 πŸ” 14655 πŸ’¬ 1190 πŸ“Œ 555

The world is going to shit. Get me Rex Kramer!!

04.02.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll take A Shitkicking for $500 Alex.

04.02.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello Bob. Stephen Miller is obviously an alien. Probably Uranus. Please discuss with Mary.

30.01.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That is one of the coolest things I have ever seen.

27.01.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That would be me. Every damn time.

21.01.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How can I put this? My friend.....Steph.........Steph........uh, Steph........fuck it. Congratulations!! All the best in the future!

15.01.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Walter Cronkite is turning over in his grave.

14.01.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love this.

13.01.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is no statute of limitations on murder. The wheels of justice turn slowly but they do turn.

13.01.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's painfully obvious to me. The Republican agenda is as follows: There will be two classes. The wealthy and the poor. The poor will serve the wealthy. If you can't see it by now, you're just not paying attention.

03.01.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think that was a Twilight Zone episode.

28.12.2025 23:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Former NHLer Bobby Holik loves Hockey Nobody!

"Just finished the book. Loved it. Loved the story, loved the hockey insight, loved the honesty and everything else. You should be really proud.
Congratulations"

Thanks Bobby! Proud to know you!

#hockey #hockeybooks #NHL #happy #art #photooftheday

28.12.2025 23:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Snatch
The Godfather
The Shawshank Redemption
A Christmas Carol (1951 with Alistair Sim)
Wreck It Ralph

28.12.2025 23:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a great twit!!

28.12.2025 23:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0