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05.03.2026 22:29
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Kent Brockman: AND FROM OUR "IT'S FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENS TO THEM" FILE...
My analysis of the first half:
BREAKING
People making posts on bluesky dot com are very mad at Kavanaugh and it's not the Supreme Court Justice for once.
#CPFC
cc @holmesdaleusa.bsky.social @chicagopalace.bsky.social
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" -somebody who clearly doesn't play for Palace
*Canvot
I know Canvo is only 19 but man he's got a long way to go
Chris Richards: America's SOBER Secretary of Defense
Let's fucking goooooooooooooooo
I'm throwing up the @chicagopalace.bsky.social signal, unilaterally.
I need to see good people and have a stiff drink with 'em, sharpish. (Tomorrow at 8am at the Embassy for the game at Old Trafford will do.)
What a freakin' world.
#CPFC
May not have been the most exciting match this morning but three points plus a gold medal made for a great time at the Embassy!
We're at home. Up a man. Against Wolves.
Can confirm they'll be open at 6:45. It's an Eagle double-feature!
We're double-checking that the Embassy will be open for USA/Canada as well (pretty sure they will be)
(wait, it's Palace VERSUS Wolves at Selhurst... all those exclamation points must've gone to my head)
Tomorrow morning! Palace at Wolves! 8am! This is definitely the most exclamation points I've used in a post in 2026! Hope to see you at the Embassy! Drop us a line if you'll be there!
The construction equipment is stuck in traffic along with the Burnley bus
Death, taxes, and Hughes drawing a yellow...
Bart Simpson praying.
Dear footie gods: if you bring us three points today I promise to build several churches in your honor.
Palace seem to have all three of these simultaneously.
away to brighton on SUNDAY 9/6AM (ET/PT)
Where are you watching from stateside? Find a place near you to watch! Let us know in the replies! 🔴🔵
Wait I thought an accidental handball is still a penalty?
*Flavor Flav voice* VAR is a joke in yo town
*Sarr (sorry, Ismaïla!)
Yeah it's been a rough start to 2026 for the Mighty Palace but tomorrow we get Daniel Muñoz and African champion Ismaïla Saar back so let's get our first win of the calendar year! See you at the Embassy for the 8am kickoff!
Parish needs to stop buying the club's kits off of DHgate 😂
And so it goes.
It’s a broken record I know, but just a gentle reminder … ❤️💙🦅
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I’ll park my anger at Palace for a moment and say well done Macclesfield! At Palace’s expense but this is exactly what football should be about.
