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Kendra Middleton

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Whatever, who cares

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Well I’d have to have callers to do that so

14.02.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like the sun

17.04.2025 14:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bro, it’s crazy what vitamin D does for your mental

14.04.2025 21:55 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Homies, what is the best business credit card? I need my taxes to be easier next year πŸ₯΄

14.04.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god is Rory doing the thing

13.04.2025 21:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m at the age where if it ain’t dishwasher safe, I don’t want it.

09.04.2025 17:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I need someone to talk me out of getting a frog

06.04.2025 23:45 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Low-key spring sucks more than winter because I don’t know what to expect every morning. Am I going to freeze to death or am I going to be feral and sweating by noon?

02.04.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh no

01.04.2025 17:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a coworker tell me he was basically a doctor because his grandfather was a doctor 😩

01.04.2025 17:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have decided I am pro-torpedo bat. MLB pitching is too damn hard to hit, with everyone throwing 101 mph with a sweeper. Besides, there's probably a downside to it that pitchers will figure out how to expose. Torpedo away!

01.04.2025 15:55 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3
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Five weeks ago, Mary Kate Cornett was a first-year business major dating another Ole Miss student.

Then a spurious claim about her and her boyfriend’s father spread β€” and was amplified by Pat McAfee, Barstool personalities and others.

http://dlvr.it/TJtKS4

01.04.2025 12:01 πŸ‘ 857 πŸ” 325 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 371

EXACTLY!!! Like what do you mean you are getting your news from some random guy named Collin like it’s the gospel girl 😭

01.04.2025 17:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish more people talked about how hard it is to teach your parents how to critically think about what is fake news and what is not.

01.04.2025 17:23 πŸ‘ 267 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 4

I would too

01.04.2025 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your April Fools joke isn’t funny, I promise.

01.04.2025 13:50 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I reached out to them on social and got that email and they clearly don’t give a single fuck.

31.03.2025 17:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Welp @dunkindonutscoffee.bsky.social fans, don’t pay with a credit card instead of preloading for a few months. They want all of your money sitting in there or they’ll wipe your account after 6 months. Years of points down the drain πŸ₯±. Time to find a local spot to support.

31.03.2025 17:30 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Haas are running a special cherry blossom livery during the Japanese Grand Prix πŸŒΈπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅

#F1 #JapaneseGP

31.03.2025 12:30 πŸ‘ 447 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 40

Sooo my Nespresso kicked the bucket right at the 2 year warranty mark. Anybody have espresso machine suggestions? I am looking for a more affordable alternative πŸ₯²

31.03.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok I’ll shut up that was filthy

30.03.2025 22:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god please just let him stay on the bench 😭

30.03.2025 22:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god I’m gonna throw up

30.03.2025 22:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can I get a War Damn on main

30.03.2025 21:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Country roads, take Tennessee home.

30.03.2025 18:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just paid $7 for a loaf of bread. I hate it here.

29.03.2025 13:41 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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He’s really embracing the Boston culture already with this fit

29.03.2025 00:07 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just another day in the office

27.03.2025 18:05 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

All I hear when the orange cheetoh talks is that old YouTube video Drinking Out of Cups.

27.03.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know that shit is so fucked up right now when women online are literally creating code to speak to one another about DV, SA, etc.

26.03.2025 19:49 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0