Cat Power

Tosca cake, it's amazing. The place I originally got it from closed down and ruined my life

You probably want to keep it that way... I can't remember what kicked it off for Power the Cat (probably being given sushi) but now every snack feels like I'm being observed in a clinical trial

The first time I reluctantly tried this cake was out of desperation (it was the only thing left in the cafe, probably because it looks dry as hell). It remains one of the quickest lessons I've ever learned on not being judgemental

A black and white cat sits on a grey sofa. A piece of Tosca pie/cake sits on a plate decorated with a fox picture. The cat looks at the cake. The cake looks like the driest thing in the world but was described by a neighbour as the best she'd ever had, so we no longer judge a pie by its cover

When the cat meets your eye and she asks for some pie that's a Tuesday 🎶

A black and white cat stands bathed in lamplight, staring blankly at half a buttery jacket potato

Nobody warned me that buttery jacket potatoes summon haunted cats. Surely the Irish could have given us a heads up

I didn't know these existed. That's the next shopping adventure sorted!

It was appreciated (by a less fuzzy faced mammal) and fulfilled its lychee destiny

A black and white cat is offered a pink spiky lychee, she leans in for the sniff

The black and white cat, upon seeing the lychee in its naked form, turns her head askance in subtle, almost royal, disapproval. Dearest lychee, rejection is a part of life.

Om nom? Om no.

If you're not eating satay to a single haunted audience of 1, what are you really doing with your life

A black and white cat stands to the right of a dish of satay sauce and prawn crackers. Her big haunted eyes watch you take every bite

It's nice to have a friend who stands like a haunted doll and watches you eat satay

A black and white cat on a wooden floor with her beloved red needle felt heart ball

Happy valentine's day! Here's to all the needle felt balls I've loved and lost somewhere in the house

A black and white cat sits on a hairy sea green quilt and looks down at a pair of scissors and paper. She's prepared to help with whatever you're doing, but will only be truly useful to someone who needs a bedspread fluffing up after being freshly washed

When you want to help with the wrapping but your primary skill is 'fluffing things up'

Omg 😧

Interspecies hand gestures. I don't think either of us knows what it means

Gorgeous photo! Like a Dutch still life, chiaroscuro and all :D

I see cat people

The betrayal (crisp removed), confused face. Realisation yet to set in

The humiliation (tongue is sticking out and licking air)

The realisation (cross-eyed open-mouthed bewilderment at how someone could do such a thing)

A black and white cat lies on a blanket looking contented, her chin and neck folding into her body like a mashed potato

Aw, thank you! Power is chuffed 😻

A short story about betrayal, humiliation, and recovery

I like to use them as a chin rest bsky.app/profile/powe...

⭐😺 🌲

A black and white cat smiles, wearing a fluffy read and grey headband around her shoulders

A black and white cat frowns to camera, still wearing a fluffy read and grey headband around her shoulders

Merry Christmas to you all, even the bastards who put me in this ridiculous fluffy thing

Black and white cat with abominable potato (snowman-shaped ballsack of a potato, with toothpicks for arms and googly eyes)

We found a weird potato

A black and white cat sits on beige carpet at the top of the stairs, and looks across at a potato snowman with googly eyes and toothpicks for arms

The black and white cat turns away in disgust, the potato looks at the cat, perplexed at the reaction.

The potato has moved down a step, and looks directly into camera, with arms outstretched ('here I am, world!'). The cat remains on the landing looking a little scared but trying to be nonchalant

The potato and cat sit next to each other again. Cat's expression is somewhat 'fuck my life'. Potato raises arms up in surrender.

Christmas update: The humans found a weird potato and subjected me to a photoshoot with the abominable snowman

Rest in pasta e ceci, chickpeas

Black and white cat face close up. White fuzzy chin, nostril hairs and all

Hairy chin, nostril hairs and all

A black and white cat peeks her head around the corner of a sofa, terrified of the pumpkin pizza plate

Pumpkin base and nduja, have you lost your mind? Call the hospital, we need an intervention over here

Christmas is cancelled everyone!

Owls and cats and staircases, oh my

A black and white cat sits on a fluffy blanket, she looks into camera with a mildly startled look on her face

I'm a stinker? A cheesy breath mushroom head? How dare you
What on earth