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Sausage, Patty

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Moving to ATL in April 2026. Gay porn, himbos, dick, ass, FUCKICE, FUCKREPUBLICANS, FUCKDONOTHINGDEMS,

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06.03.2026 00:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oh you must be my new assistant. Let me show you how we do things around here, grab a pillow for your knees.

04.03.2026 15:33 👍 706 🔁 82 💬 18 📌 0

So no written test I'm thinking

05.03.2026 18:53 👍 861 🔁 96 💬 33 📌 3

Our new Secretary of Homeland Security, everyone

05.03.2026 18:53 👍 19 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 2

Now do Bondi.

05.03.2026 22:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Their infatuation with us is exhausting. These people act exactly like the savages they portray us to be...

05.03.2026 18:56 👍 47 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 1
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 👍 12552 🔁 2674 💬 180 📌 142

May I suggest someone?

05.03.2026 22:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Roasted by the dictionary

05.03.2026 22:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Apropos of nothing, Mullin is ‘5’8”’ (actually like 5’6”) and it doesn’t bother him at all

05.03.2026 18:53 👍 31 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

They started it!!

05.03.2026 19:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A man’s fuck hole just appreciates a cock better than pussy. Even the closeted married fuck meat know that. There’s just no denying Man’s hole is made for a man’s pole.

05.03.2026 18:56 👍 52 🔁 16 💬 3 📌 1
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Is it summer yet? 🧳☀️🏖️😎

05.03.2026 14:11 👍 391 🔁 37 💬 17 📌 2
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05.03.2026 14:14 👍 144 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 0

Same! I’m starved rn

05.03.2026 15:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh man. Just listened to it.

04.03.2026 19:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This man is my tv news boyfriend. He’s daddy.

04.03.2026 18:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s unfathomable how boomers listened to this music in the 70s and still turned out to be the horrible people they are now

04.03.2026 18:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Year of the Cat by Al Stewart on Apple Music Song · 1976 · Duration 6:40

music.apple.com/us/album/yea...

This song popped in my head early this morning so told Siri to play it. Been listening to this very cool station all day. #showingmyage

04.03.2026 17:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan

01.12.2025 16:20 👍 7722 🔁 2646 💬 6 📌 25

Agreed and the person who mentioned pineapple on pizza.

The only word/phrase that should never be uttered is “soggy bottom”

03.03.2026 18:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is an emergency!

03.03.2026 18:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An orange with zero flavor is at the top of the list of disappointing food experiences. Like why bother existing, bland orange? Your entire purpose is to be sweet and tart.

03.03.2026 18:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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just to be clear 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

03.03.2026 00:46 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Nice work! These kinda transformations always amaze me

02.03.2026 21:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Making out with some hairy daddy hole

#onlyfans #watchthevideo

02.03.2026 19:29 👍 2875 🔁 289 💬 21 📌 10
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02.03.2026 19:24 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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02.03.2026 19:25 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Kuwait's air defense system, which it buys from US companies, shot down 3 American planes. My tax dollars just shot down my tax dollars.

02.03.2026 16:36 👍 1188 🔁 370 💬 46 📌 23

That position is the horniest

02.03.2026 19:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0