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f I had a vested interest in selling t-shirts about Russel's Teapot and I said "challenge for those who say it doesn't exist: prove to me unequivically there isn't a china teapot in an elliptical orbit around the sun" its safe to say I'm probably trying to sell you on the idea of the teapot.

Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads “take time to enjoy the little things”

Take time to enjoy the little things.

Another in the ‘Motivational Kaiju’ series
#art #kaiju

Photo of Dexter Sol Ansell, a young actor of maybe 10 years, dressed as his character, Egg. Costume consists of a set of grey robes and a shaved head. He is holding a copy of The Hedge Knight by George RR Martin

Photo of Dexter Sol Ansell, a young actor of maybe 10 years, dressed as his character, Egg. Costume consists of a set of grey robes and a shaved head. He is holding his school bag and smiling.

If you need a timeline cleanse you should know that Dexter Sol Ansell who plays Egg on A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms went to school as Egg for World Book Day.

Illustration of a deliberately crudely drawn kaiju incinerating a city with its breath attack. Text around the edge reads “don’t forget to breathe”

Don’t forget to breathe (nuclear fire upon your enemies).
#art #kaiju #inspirational

Hi, I have diagnosed c-PTSD and this is true and if you suck at tetris, any bright coloured fast game requiring rapid eye movement and decision making will do! it also helps if you witness something triggering and are trying to stave off an episode

A robotic dragon with a large spherical body and an ovoid head with a large, fang-filled mouth. It has little wings and a barbed tail and has some random stuff in front of it - a die, a paperclip, and a Blockbuster Video card. Smoke is rising from its nostrils and it looks kind of menacing, in a silly way.

565) Dragonbot. A robot dragon friend. Collects 'treasure' for its hoard in the form of random household junk it likes the look of. A bit bitey. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween

A phone in a black holder on the end of a black flexible arm that’s wrapped around a white bar

I’ve seen ones that have a more permanent-type clamp, or wraps around things like in this pic. May depend on which part of your chair it can be attached to.

A phone holder at the end of a long flexible bar, clamped to a table.

Random passer by here. My wife used flexible phone holder like the one in the pic. Also remember, a “would like” thing can be a ‘self-care need’.

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Thank you!

Illustration of an intentionally crudely drawn Godzilla-adjacent kaiju with a cityscape backdrop inside a circular frame. Text curves around the circle’s edge and reads “might do a little stomp as a treat”

You can just stomp around the house like a kaiju and nobody can stop you. Treat yo’self.

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be supportive. Say stuff like, “Nice battling, dude.”

The cover of the dungeon book, showing an old-school cutaway diagram of a dungeon, complete with a dragon.

Lo, 'tis THE DUNGEON BOOK cover!

The Jungle Book meets Dungeons and Dragons with a dash of Pan's Labyrinth in this gleefully fun standalone fantasy narrated by a sentient skull, in which a small girl is thrown to a dungeon full of monsters, who decide to raise her rather than eat her.

11th August!

So was that. I can see that you’re angling for humor here.

"Trauma makes you stronger" Well, I don't want to be strong, I want to drink an iced coffee & buy things online

Cancelling plans is okay. Putting yourself first is okay. Going for a long walk is okay. Abandoning society is okay. Moving into a cave with a family of raccoons is okay. Giving them tiny swords & shields is okay. Do what you need to do to cope.

"The men implicated in the Epstein files reinforces that I spend half my life explaining to men that their simplified, optimistic view of other men doesn’t line up with the experience of women and girls trying to dodge sexual harassment, assault and abuse attempts." - Leslie Morgan Steiner

Fraiser: And how is your work going in Gotham, cousin Johnathan? What do you have there, is it a Batman or a Man-bat?

Scarecrow: We have both.

Niles: How exciting for you.

If standing up for yourself burns a bridge…fuck that bridge. Says Skeletor lighting the future with the fires of the past.

Cover for issue 1 of MASK, out June 3rd by Dan Watters and me.

Mug that says in dancy fonts DON'T TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE* Then in tiny print: *I DON'T DRINK COFFEE

My introvert “coffee” mug:

Guys being Dudes

And so you should be (hee hee)

Thank you.

when life knocks me down, i'm like 'finally, some rest' [pic of squishy liitle black kitty cat on his back] mybodyistryingtokillme.com

Bob. I suspect it’ll be boring/abnormal like cardboard.

Studio clear-out! My studio is overflowing with prints, so I’ve listed them all as “seconds” here: www.infinitebacon.com/studioseconds

They’re super cheap, limited to the exact quantities shown — first come, first served.

Some have small imperfections, so plz check the descriptions before buying.

A DISCWORLD PRIMER*

*or, why should I read this thing that everyone keeps going on about?

Come on in, sit down, pull up a chair. If you have followup questions, feel free to ask me or @ankhmorporkcity.watch, we're always happy to help.

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