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narrator/voiceactor portfolio channel http://www.youtube.com/@GiggingwithTheGoon uncensored content http://www.patreon.com/c/GiggingWithTheGoon

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all I need for this Alan Wake vid to be completed is a competent thumbnail and ATM I've got nuthin

now I am having to learn GIMP since the switch over to Linux, and that has slowed me down *some*, but ATM I'm just... sputtering

I'm a barren wasteland of cringey fonts and clichΓ©d reaction faces

07.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this administration is out of control. clinton was impeached over a blow job. citizens getting rounded up shot and murdered and whisked away. nothing. fucking nothing.

07.03.2026 08:33 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I too am clearing out the backlog in 2026

130+ games and I just finished the first one (Alan Wake REMASTERED). Video drops this weekend.

I'll hop over and check it out if I see you on 😊 I need to watch a video game I'm not invested in every once in a while lolol

07.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMAGA’s fundamental shared quality is a total lack of theory of mind for other people” is a theory that keeps getting validated by reality - look at almost every decision they’ve made in the war with Iran, and how they seem constantly surprised by the unanticipated actions of other parties.

06.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 2652 πŸ” 558 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 64

πŸ˜‚ I actually meant Bud Bundy but even I got confused 🀣

06.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

because of a few setbacks and cancelled projects I've not published anything to my portfolio for months - but that changes today because the first cut of my Alan Wake playthrough is going up today on Patreon

streaming is not really my thing but it's a great way to hone my audio and video editing 😊

06.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Dead Zone (1983) - "The Missiles Are Flying"
The Dead Zone (1983) - "The Missiles Are Flying" YouTube video by Josh Girio

meanwhile, in the White House
(probably)

06.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this timeline is so f-cking bizarre I can't tell at first glance if this is a classic over the top comedy line. Like a Clueless or classic slacker jab at the fit - or an actual story about this actual human being who is actually in these pictures because it's been confirmed he actually does this

06.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

as a former Vegas resident lemme just say I can definitely see it πŸ˜‚

two out of those three rock headbands tho so we gotta get bubba here some cranial accessories

06.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

he looks like Ted Bundy's (90s television show Married With Children Ted Bundy) Louisiana cousin, Terry Bundy

I can't unsee it

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good god y'all are funny and creative.

I can't believe people try to pretend you can't yuck it up on this app.

06.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

and just what do you mean by that?

06.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The main criteria for MAGA Arguments: "Does it make sense to That Alcoholic Uncle?"

06.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is standing in front of a fireworks display and saying presentation . Alt: a cartoon character is standing in front of a fireworks display and saying presentation

if you see my profile this year and think to yourself "that doesn't look very professional" you're right. That's what I'm doing. Figuring out that part of *this* on the fly.

I have the voice. It's unique and it's already in demand. I never doubted that part.

but what I DON'T have yet is the...

06.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There were similar scenes playing out all over the world at ports of entry in 2021 during Covid as shipping was frozen in many places causing global inflation. But here in the US, we blamed Biden for that because we have a lot of stupid people.

06.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 1581 πŸ” 378 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 19

I think there's a little bit of Tim in all of us

or maybe it's that Tim is a little bit inside of us

Either way, I'm "Pro Tim"

06.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see how it is

06.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today I started my day reading how a brilliant lllustrator’s career has now ended due to every marketing client she has ever worked with has now switched to GenAi.

And it boils my blood to know her work is likely in the datasets used to train the same models that have eroded her livelihood. And -

06.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
A man wearing a dark blazer and blue button up shirt smiles at the camera

A man wearing a dark blazer and blue button up shirt smiles at the camera

Pocket (my partner) said:

"you didn't pick the one where you're smiling?? But I like that one!!"

Oh whatever

Which one do y'all like? This one? Or the other?

Or neither?? πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 10:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a man wearing a dark blazer and light blue button up shirt looks into the camera with a "this was a free headshot from a local community college" kinda vibe

a man wearing a dark blazer and light blue button up shirt looks into the camera with a "this was a free headshot from a local community college" kinda vibe

was told by more than one contact that *some* of the circles I'm beginning to wade through are going to wanna see a headshot

I still haven't quite figured out wtf headshots have to do with being a professional narrator but apparently everyone has em these days, so..

06.03.2026 10:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

y'all!!

I said Y'ALL!!!

🐘

06.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fewer Than 2% Of Older Pedestrians Can Cross The Street In Time The length of the green signal on pedestrian crossings assumes that people can walk at a speed of 1.2 m/s. Scientists find that very few older people can walk that fast.

My March story for @forbes.com has just gone live. It's all about pedestrian crossings and how the timings they're based on no longer match the demographics of our cities βš›οΈπŸ§ͺπŸ‘©β€πŸ”¬
www.forbes.com/sites/laurie...

06.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

hell hath no fury like a bluesky moderator or staff member who’s been slightly offended

05.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Here is what many Iranians are dealing with right now. They won’t show you the majority of us, of course. We don’t even exist.

05.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The last photo of third-grader Mikaeil Mirdoraghi, waving to his mom before he left for school. He was killed shortly after in the U.S./Israeli strike on a primary school in Minab.

05.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 2899 πŸ” 1200 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 95
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ICE detains reporter Estefany RodrΓ­guez in Nashville - Nashville Banner Reporter Estefany RodrΓ­guez, detained by ICE with no arrest warrant, may face deportation. Her attorneys seek immediate review of the legality of her case.

ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.

They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.

05.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 12209 πŸ” 7382 πŸ’¬ 290 πŸ“Œ 335

On NJ Transit on the way home and the train just died.

Just another day/reminder of how β€œthe richest and most powerful nation in the world” cannot do mass transit.

We can afford a war and build concentration camps, but not mass transit.

05.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 6862 πŸ” 1406 πŸ’¬ 222 πŸ“Œ 58

*talk about things critically

05.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in my own limited experience "get out of your echo chamber" is a lot like the phrase "darwinism"

If they use that expression at all I already don't trust them or their ability to parse through things critically

05.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So few Americans realize that the political apathy conversation is directly related to the voter suppression conversation, which is directly related to the structural anti-Blackness question. So instead we just go, "Why don't THOSE dummies vote?!?".

04.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 3193 πŸ” 689 πŸ’¬ 179 πŸ“Œ 38