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Chad Harris

@iam333

I'm here for Swearing, Sports, Jokes, Dogs, and telling Nazis to fuck off. He/Him. Neurodivergent.

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My bold plan to take our first road trip in our new electric car for spring break is looking more and more genius by the day.

06.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

greetings! we are the united states of america. our key exports are rc planes that bomb hospitals and lake-drinking robots that tell people to kill themselves

05.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 364 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

losing a primary by FIFTY points because you backed ICE should tell everyone where the zeitgeist is right now

04.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 6132 πŸ” 1162 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 38

Stuart Hawkin's = Clint Dempsey Sounders jersey
Paul Rothrock = Fredy Montero Sounders jersey

I need to have a lay down now I can't lol

03.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

zendaya and tom reportedly got married recently. mazel! (but years ago we all knew it was for keeps)

02.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 738 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 10

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

01.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 9626 πŸ” 2627 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 25

The last time we won at RSL, Osaze's Dad was in the middle of an MLS MVP campaign and Jesus Ferreira's Dad was the reigning MLS MVP...

This psychic damage may never stop.

01.03.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tom Lizard + Micro Disneyland. #Meme #DisSky

21.02.2026 08:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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As I'm nearing completion of the miniature Dumbo attraction at Disneyland, I find myself inspired by the words of Walt Disney. #disneyland #miniature #crafting #3dprinting

25.02.2026 06:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love Jordan, but Jesus is pushing him for my favorite player on the team. Those passes are so damn good, so damn often.

23.02.2026 08:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck is this game? #Sounders

23.02.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's #SoundersMatchday. Let's fucking go.

22.02.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Diego Chara has been in the league long enough to see Seattle win 2 US Open Cups, a Supporters' Shield, 2 MLS Cups, a Concacaf Champions Cup, and a League's Cup. What a career

22.02.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
Meme of a person holding a microphone to an orca, with the text "Fuck you. Go (Seattle) Sounders."

Meme of a person holding a microphone to an orca, with the text "Fuck you. Go (Seattle) Sounders."

Sounders season starts tomorrow, which means this image gets to be a core part of my personality until May (and then again from July to November)

21.02.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of a handsome, grey-haired dog laying on his side.

A picture of a handsome, grey-haired dog laying on his side.

A regal picture of a grey-haired dog sitting upright in the passenger seat of a car. He looks majestic.

A regal picture of a grey-haired dog sitting upright in the passenger seat of a car. He looks majestic.

A picture of an old grey dog, curled up in a ball, sleeping peacefully on a couch.

A picture of an old grey dog, curled up in a ball, sleeping peacefully on a couch.

A profile picture of a black and grey dog wearing a cute blue necktie.

A profile picture of a black and grey dog wearing a cute blue necktie.

Goodbye, my friend.

19.02.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fifteen years ago, I got my dream job writing for MLSsoccer. Last week, that came to an end.

I'm off on my own, and it's time to build something new – with a little help from all of you.
tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/an-end-to-my...

11.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 843 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 127
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

10.02.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 31327 πŸ” 13779 πŸ’¬ 973 πŸ“Œ 1689
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Painting Dumbo.

#disneyland #miniature #crafting #dumbo

11.02.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences

09.02.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 12385 πŸ” 5345 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 49

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

09.02.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 32631 πŸ” 9754 πŸ’¬ 529 πŸ“Œ 350

Booking Blue Bayou is always a rush #Dissky

05.02.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this unprecedented momentum behind a single issue sure might be a useful fulcrum to try and wrench this country back from over the brink

04.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 4877 πŸ” 810 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 8

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

03.02.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 21096 πŸ” 4928 πŸ’¬ 159 πŸ“Œ 34

This is a great result given the circumstances.

02.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

30.01.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 10075 πŸ” 1771 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 57

What do you think about your vote today, after ICE has committed another murder?

24.01.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They are executing unarmed people in the streets for trying to protect their neighbors with the full support of the federal government.

24.01.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 3922 πŸ” 1236 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 25

@gluesenkampperez.house.gov I'm a Democrat in your district and voting for the ICE funding bill is unconscionable. America does not need a gestapo. I will not be voting for you in future primaries.

23.01.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

22.01.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 15491 πŸ” 5781 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 1555
The Essential Guide to Powered/Vintage Cube
The Essential Guide to Powered/Vintage Cube YouTube video by CalebDMTG

Hey! My Essential Guide to Powered/Vintage Cube is live! I spent some serious time on this one so it'd mean a lot if you'd check it out and share it or leave a comment. It's intended to help onboard the cube-curious, but plenty of stuff there for intermediate drafters as well.

youtu.be/Wb3Ci7kmmTc

18.01.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3