Proud Owner of Crufts "Best In Show" 2026 "Gary Garnet"

I like the band Geese and actual geese approximately the same amount

Fun fact I've never had a job with a lunch break

That'll show em!

Or the boooo at the welcome to England one haha

Who else does the little cheer in the car when you see the "welcome to Wales" sign

The straight of homos

"get a load of this bozo" is what I'd say to my wife if I saw you doing such a thing

Starting to think that fine tuning everything to make it more profitable is not actually making things better

Gary the dog and the spaniel who looks like she's howling

Love how Gary always has the same serious face on, whatever's happening around him

Having flashbacks here

Very grandad coded way to learn how to do this

Having never done education before I have discovered that I learn best from reading stuff out of a book, that's right I'm learning how to make music on the computer by reading a book about how to make music on the computer

My scheming vizier oversized shoes have got people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shoes

Gary the dog and his spaniel friend

Some real dogs happening here

Yet again strait's causing everyone problems 🙄🙄🙄

Once you notice the existence of "guy who's convinced himself he's good at telling an anecdote" you start noticing it everywhere

I think about him (my new dad) every time I walk past the sign now

He did an entire article about a typo on a sign round the corner from my house once, he actually is my dad now

Have had intel that it was something of an inside job, imagine working there and doing that, awful

Pronouncing Gillingham "Gillingham" to wind up the locals 😈

Get on the pints I reckon

My 10th this year, I think we're going for pints for it

Terfs:

I think that the new banknotes should feature each and every one of my treasured followers x

Every day the news is like 40 studies have shown this however the government disagrees

Started playing a platformer where you have a dog and you get to pet the dog and hang out with the dog

Mungo the dog drinks voucher for my wedding

Of course mungo the dog has already been on bank notes

Sorry to say but there's only one person who should be on bank notes: My wife!

Mungo the dog as a puppy

Gary the dog

My suggestions for the twenty and ten pounds notes

Wasn't sure about the libdems but their opinion on the importance of Winston Churchill being on bank notes has really helped me make up my mind