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'Hillary praises Trump & says he’s much better in his second term: “I think all of that is a very good signal that there is beginning to be a better understanding both by the President & the people around him… that there can be common ground amongst us”'

'Hillary praises Trump & says he’s much better in his second term: “I think all of that is a very good signal that there is beginning to be a better understanding both by the President & the people around him… that there can be common ground amongst us”'

Where are all those "Hillary was right about everything" people from the other day? This your fucking queen?

11.03.2026 17:38 👍 745 🔁 188 💬 32 📌 40

bsky.app/profile/fuzz...

11.03.2026 18:07 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i like that Dead Cells put in a bunch of completely optional accessibility/difficulty modifiers and gamers of course complained about "making it so babies could play it" and the devs apparently said "every time you complain we'll add another"

11.03.2026 17:12 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
11.03.2026 13:10 👍 13527 🔁 3666 💬 84 📌 31

any cash on hand left after the campaign gets donated to the charity of their opponents' choice

11.03.2026 14:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a minor detail but as someone who has lived enough years to be middle aged i can now confidently say "The biggest complainers are the ones that don't vote" is 100% false

11.03.2026 14:34 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if someone doesn't vote it means they don't like either candidate. therefore all nonvoters' votes should be counted for the highest polling individual not listed on the ballot. that's just math

11.03.2026 14:32 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

declaring "Tuesday next after the first Monday in November" to be "14 hour shift day"

11.03.2026 14:27 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Doubting Thomas" the Apostle: "Vaxxed?"

11.03.2026 14:16 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

HW Bush, in an attempt to court the rebellion religious right, said Atheists can't be Americans, and it was a scandal (though not as much of one as it should be)

These days you'd get every Republican and a dozen Democrats voting for that as a congressional resolution

11.03.2026 14:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

any very large group of people is made up mostly of people who are fucking stupid. but we were much, much less stupid than the pro-war side

11.03.2026 14:05 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the problem about advertising emails is they never fucking shut up. yes i DO want to know about upcoming movie events. can you tell me all of them once a month instead of twice a day?

11.03.2026 14:02 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a lot of the "george lucas vindicated stuff" is just stuff that happens all the time in geopolitics but we do all owe him an apology over "why is the entity that controls the trade and profits the most from the trade obstructing trade and starting wars of aggression to halt and disrupt trade"

11.03.2026 13:52 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

yes, but i'm trying to be charitable and say "don't host a party in austin" is a smaller ask than "don't go to SXSW"

11.03.2026 13:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/fuzz...

11.03.2026 13:31 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the DMC 2007 anime is wild and it's got Hilary Haag

11.03.2026 13:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i read it as a combo thing, "you could do a counter-party/mini-event somewhere else, you could leave SXSW and do an after party a day or two later" etc etc

11.03.2026 13:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

if you can't even get up in the morning and put on shoes that fit, you should not be allowed to tell anyone anything

11.03.2026 13:08 👍 494 🔁 29 💬 10 📌 2

hosting a party, not SXSW, and it's a fair criticism

11.03.2026 13:13 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lmao i JUST posted this before seeing your post
bsky.app/profile/fuzz...

11.03.2026 13:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the alternate equally funny possibility is trump asked their sizes and they all lied and said a bigger size to seem manly, never guessing he'd actually order shoes

11.03.2026 13:06 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

"platner demonstrates the disconnect between the online fart sniffers and real American communities"

ok but we're right? he sucks and is nazi adjacent? if he's tolerable to voters fuck them, and fuck every opinion peddler downplaying how awful he is?

10.03.2026 21:22 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it doesn't s unbelievable to me how many people mock barbers as low skilled work and/or use them as an example of regulatory overreach

yeah i actually do think you should need training and a license to put incredibly sharp blades and caustic chemicals on thousands of peoples' faces

10.03.2026 21:16 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

we keep hearing over and over again that everyone LOVES LLMs and the only naysayers are a miniscule group of haters on bluesky; and then every single poll is like "I would trade my left nut to make this go away"

10.03.2026 17:32 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

every single weapon

10.03.2026 17:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i unironically think one of the biggest headwinds facing Bernie Sanders in 2016 was the exact people who should have been his base where the people who thought "we've heard this all before from Obama, we got excited about him, and he was a shit sandwich, not doing it again"

10.03.2026 15:20 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i don't think a single person who actually worked for bluesky ever positioned it as this. they did the opposite

10.03.2026 14:53 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

they couldn't find a picture of them on a jetski with their family and had to do it in text

10.03.2026 14:51 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

as this is Fox News Host Hegseth i keep thinking of how Hannity's favorite insult was "they sit in their steakhouses and look down on you" and then a guy who worked in a NY steakhouse was like "Hannity eats an expensive steak here six days a week"

10.03.2026 14:50 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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