ASTRONAUTICAL

The new 2026 Chevrolet Corvette ZR1X has a cute little rocket ship embossed into one of their engine hoses.

Wow, the 2026 Corvette ZR1X has a little rocket ship on one of the hoses in their "1,200+ HP, 0-60 in 1.7 seconds, faster than a Bugatti Veyron in the 1/4 mile @ 1/10 the price" hybrid engine.

As Easter eggs go, that's pretty cool.

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Tweet from comedian Richie Bree: "Torpedos must be the only pedos the U.S. government are willing to fire."

...Aaaaaand we're done here.

Blackstone's $82 billion private credit fund sees net outflows Blackstone, a major asset manager, will increase investor payouts from its private credit fund. This move follows significant withdrawal requests from investors. The fund experienced net outflows of $...

First Blackrock, now Blackstone?

"...A further 0.9% which investors had asked to redeem would be 'offset' by a total $400 million invested by the firm and its employees, meaning it would satisfy all requests".

"They pulled so much we needed to take up a collection to cover the difference."

The Postal Service will run out of cash within a year, Postmaster General warns: 'We have to have a conversation with the American public' | Fortune “How long are employees going to work and vendors going to show up if we're not paying them?" David Steiner said.

New USPS Postmaster General sounds the alarm: the USPS will be out of cash within a year.

(He's doing this for negotiating leverage, like agents are doing for their NFL clients right now.)

Maybe they should've arranged something BEFORE Louis DeJoy ran it into the ground and resigned, huh.

10–97% in nine minutes: BYD presents second generation of Blade Battery - electrive.com The Chinese car and battery manufacturer BYD has unveiled the second generation of its Blade Battery in China, apparently designed for very high charging

This is why China's confident enough to "make their move" to replace the US Petrodollar as "World Reserve Currency".

America's an oil addict who's about to lose the house.

Among other existential threats, we REALLY must investigate the accelerators of America's demise.

Tweet from The Kobeissi Letter on March 5, 2026: "BREAKING - 3 of the 4 big Gulf countries (Saudi Arabia, UAE, Kuwait, and Qatar) are discussing withdrawing from US and other investments as the toll from the war with Iran mounts, per FT. Details include: 1) 'Budget stains' are reportedly mounting due to reduced income from energy, shipping, and tourism; 2) countries could reassess investment commitments to US; 3) the move would be viewed as a 'precautionary measure'; 4) moves that jeopardize US investments could 'pressure' President Trump... over $2 TRILLION in US investment appears to be at risk."

Oops, someone figured out how vulnerable Wall Street is.

Can the stock market withstand a $2 TRILLION pullback?

Photo of an eagle flying interlaced into the text: "TRAITORS HANG. NO MERCY. NO QUARTER. NO RECOMPENSE." Credit attributed to @starwards.bsky.social.

Successive screenshots from “Airplane!” when Captain Ted Stryker (Robert Hays) tells Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen) and stewardess Randy (Lorna Patterson), “It’s an entirely different kind of flying… altogether!”, except this time he’s saying, “We need a new kind of Society… altogether!”. The second frame shows Dr. Rumack and Randy both repeating his line, per his “command”. Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

BlackRock’s $26 Billion Private Credit Fund Limits Withdrawals BlackRock Inc. curbed withdrawals from one of its biggest private credit funds after client requests for redemptions spiked, the latest sign of investor anxiety about the $1.8 trillion private credit ...

So it HAS begun!

Brace yourselves for impact.

Screenshot of Ivan Drago (Dolph Lundgren) in “Rocky IV” saying, “If he dies, he dies”, above a screenshot of a The Independent (UK) headline regarding spiking gas prices in the early days of Trump’s stupid attack of Iran: “[RUSSIAN AGENT] shrugs off rising gas prices to reporters - ‘If they rise, they rise. I don’t have any concern about it.’ He said when questioned about the higher costs at the pump.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

a cartoon of a man cleaning a red car that says phony on it Alt: GIF of Holden Caulfield in "Family Guy" accusing a bewildered Peter Griffin of being a "big, fat phony!" and then running away.

What is "To-Do List Fraud", Ken?

“What if they are all complicit?” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

America went from "These colors don't run" to "Wait for me!"

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There were supposedly some provisions in there that would (of course) cause Americans to lose even more civil liberties, so they rejected the bill outright.

In other words, standard "pork barrel" filibuster politics.

(In other words, NONE of these motherfuckers have the answers America needs.)

Every time you see shit like this, just remember:

These "infinite growth" capitalist MORONS need "the next big thing" to use as collateral for their fraudulent, rented "Buy, Borrow, Die" lifestyle.

They just throw shit at the wall and see what makes the most profit. It's short-sighted and stupid.

Drawing of a crusader knight decked out in armor with a shield, about to slay someone with their sword, with the caption: “They are ‘Christian-ists’, not ‘Christians’.” Quote by Reddit user IShouldntBeHer258 Source: https://old.reddit.com/r/allthequestions/comments/1r08k9i/why_are_so_many_conservatives_christian_when/o4ghh3s/ Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Photo of a shell-shocked girl whose eyes clearly grapple with loss, and a slightly-older boy behind her, looking at his bloodied hands, both sitting on a cot on the floor of a hospital, with other adults standing by (you only see their legs), with the caption: "'god' ain't shit." Image source: NY Times https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/18/world/middleeast/gaza-children-israel.html Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Screenshot of Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) recoiling in disgust after Lonestar (Bill Pullman, off-screen) hands her a blaster rifle in “Spaceballs”. Princess Vespa is labeled “Democrats” and the laser gun is labeled “18 U.S. Code § 2381” (the treason clause they should using to kick down GOP doors). Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Centrism, as it turns out, is cowardice.

Photo of Krasnov holding up his stupid "Reciprocal Tariffs" chart, with the text: "I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about, I'm the world's bigliest moron." Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

How about:

"White people:"

[Show a photo of THEIR candidate, with their track record]

"THIS the best you got?"

“These are the actions of governments who don’t want people to know they’re almost insolvent.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

If there is going to be a World War III, will those in the financial industry get sent off to fight, or will they be busy destroying evidence of the systemic fraud and corruption that wars bury?

It's probably just a coincidence no one's ever in a rush to declare

WAR ON CORRUPTION

Picture of majestic clouds in the sky with the text: "There's no way They're starting World War III to distract from their pedophilia and sex trafficking. Wars pry eyes from systemic liquidity issues due to financial mismanagement and corruption. Staying in power keeps the gravy train running. They're trying to prevent a more equitable NEW WORLD ORDER, where PEOPLE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN PROFIT." Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

1972 “Time Magazine” cover art by Mark English (1933-2019), donated by Time to the National Portrait Gallery at the Smithsonian Institute, featuring AN airbrushed illustration of a broke and somber Uncle Sam showing how empty his pockets are. Caption reads: “Our Debt-to-GDP ratio is 125%. We literally cannot afford this war.” Image source: The Smithsonian Institute https://www.si.edu/object/us-going-broke:npg_NPG.78.TC77 Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

They should make the comics look like THIS!

Excellent work!

Photo a street leading into a downtown city center, with the caption: “All over the world, motherfuckers need to be dragged out of bed and hanged in the streets.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

May every authoritarian meet the end they fear most.

Wait till people find out why Switzerland, who automatically grants 30 years of secrecy (think "JFK Files") for shit motherfuckers need covered-up, gave UBS (bank) FIFTY years of crime protection, before forcing Credit Suisse to "buy" them.

These rich bunker-building frauds all have Hell to pay.

Screenshot from “Pulp Fiction” when Jules (Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson) is about to shoot Brett (Frank Whaley, off-screen) for betraying Marsellus Wallace by stealing the MacGuffin suitcase that keeps the movie in motion. Caption reads: “They must want to die. They’re gonna push us until we have no choice. They’re basically daring us to EXECUTE THEM ALL FOR HIGH TREASON.” Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

All their actions indicate they're betting we won't.

Screenshot of Darth Sidious giving Boba Fett the command prompt to execute “Order 66” in “Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith”. NSFW caption reads: “They made a 5 year-old girl have sex with a dog.” Source: https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00078198.pdf Layout by @starwards.bsky.social.

Which means, as the "controlled opposition", they're COMPLICIT.

Which means, it is within our Rights to cast off tyrannical governors and install something that would work for ALL OF US.

The fact they'd threaten Nuclear Winter to avoid paying for their sins means they NEED to pay for their sins.

Guess it's too late to...

Save face.

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If the GOP allowed that it'd a death sentence for the Party, that's why.

Same way they CLAIM to believe in and want to get into Heaven, but never kill themselves to get there faster (of COURSE they have a built-in excuse: "suicide is wrong").

Besides, Robert Mueller & Jack Smith call it TREASON.