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The Patron Saint of Dad-Humping

@sigmawuff

Frat Hound - Artist - Writer - Commissions closed - Some NSFW reposts - The Goodest Boiℒ️ - HAPPILY spoken for but still your dad’s favorite πŸ’™ very little of what I say here is to be taken seriously

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POV: You have a shit-ton of creative projects you wanna work on but suffer crippling choice paralysis and get nothing done πŸ™ƒ

10.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A grayscale sketch of a muscular werewolf facing forward, dressed in a partially unbuttoned collared shirt.

A grayscale sketch of a muscular werewolf facing forward, dressed in a partially unbuttoned collared shirt.

Was craving to draw a werewolf for some time now.

10.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 1260 πŸ” 270 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3

HOW DO I ACCOMPLISH THIS FEAT?!

10.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

LaBROdors unite πŸ’ͺ🏻

10.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But fr πŸ‘€

10.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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And suddenly I feel compelled to check out Pokopia…

10.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

A twin!

10.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Caught ya staring πŸ’ͺ😜

09.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 492 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wendell can’t get enough of Polar Patroller’s … personality πŸ‘

09.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 2640 πŸ” 627 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
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NSFW version of Tavern Worgie

09.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 1736 πŸ” 365 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
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πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

04.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ma’am, I am a thot and you will respect my pronouns.

04.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a picture of a man in the water with the words wet again ALT: a picture of a man in the water with the words wet again

And suddenly I’m…

04.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re all ✨hoes✨

04.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hugs and kisses #furryart

25.02.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 209 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sofia

25.02.2026 07:29 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Get after it!

23.02.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta get my daily calcium in (my ass)!

23.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHey said I’m cute so he let me live. He wants to see me again tomorrow,” I tell the bros as I limp out of the Minotaur’s house.

23.02.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#スターフォックス #starfox
落書き
πŸ”πŸŸπŸ₯€

22.02.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 816 πŸ” 312 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

If you’re gonna ride a bull you’ve gotta grab him by the horns

22.02.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A digital picture of Tolgron, a minotaur warrior, fallen on the floor. He is using his spear to try and right himself. A green banner is hanging from the butt of his spear, and is wrapped strategically around his middle. His round shield is by his left arm. A teal crystal hangs from his neck, and is the only thing he's wearing. Tolgron's expression is weary.

A digital picture of Tolgron, a minotaur warrior, fallen on the floor. He is using his spear to try and right himself. A green banner is hanging from the butt of his spear, and is wrapped strategically around his middle. His round shield is by his left arm. A teal crystal hangs from his neck, and is the only thing he's wearing. Tolgron's expression is weary.

A thousand thanks to @tfiddlerart.bsky.social, who I was honoured to have draw up this beautiful picture of Tolgron for me.

"Woe-wyrded warrior, how wrathful [he] stood,
Shield-walls shattered, shamefully broken,
By wending orc-hosts, the wasting of Men,
At Darrowfell's Doom, victory's dark grave."

11.02.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 543 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œCould we consider this a two-man rodeo,” I add when the Minotaur is mid-thrust.

22.02.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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A little Valentine's Day quickie for my favorite couple~

Sorry it's late!

#FxK #furryart #yiff

20.02.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 3678 πŸ” 672 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 4

I’ll be fine. Everyone knows furries are actually made of rubber to accommodate even the girthiest of dick

21.02.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBro, do you moo when you nut,” I ask the Minotaur moments before he fucks me to death 😌

20.02.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
blaidd(i think) a scarred anthro wolf looking flustered with arms crossed and his flaccid cocka is out

blaidd(i think) a scarred anthro wolf looking flustered with arms crossed and his flaccid cocka is out

i feel so sick and i never got a churro yesterday was the worst mall outing in my life. also i just found out that taco bell canada serves churros but i dont think that counts
#jrjresqArt

18.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 2456 πŸ” 454 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œWhere’s the beef,” I ask the Minotaur himbo getting ready to top me.

17.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
sketch

sketch

swordfight!

16.02.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 1186 πŸ” 233 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
A digital painting of Tolgron Isenhorn, a minotaur warrior, wandering through an abandoned Elvish settlement with a look of awed wonder. The settlement is overgrown with planet life, yet oddly the buildings seem intact and have no signs of damage or decay. The leaves are slightly autumnal. Art by Kingfisher Creek.

A digital painting of Tolgron Isenhorn, a minotaur warrior, wandering through an abandoned Elvish settlement with a look of awed wonder. The settlement is overgrown with planet life, yet oddly the buildings seem intact and have no signs of damage or decay. The leaves are slightly autumnal. Art by Kingfisher Creek.

"Deep they delved us, fair they wrought us, high they builded us; but they are gone. They are gone." β€” Legolas; The Ring Goes South, The Fellowship of the Ring

It's #MinotaurMonday, so I'm reposting this absolutely beautiful picture by Kingfisher Creek.

16.02.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0