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Coffee, science, and democracy. Texan 🤠

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Who else is on Team Pizzaballa? 🍕

21.04.2025 17:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I bought my first pair of stretchy jeans at Costco on a whim and I’m amazed

12.04.2025 03:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At this point the baby mamas should probably unionize

31.03.2025 23:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fuck eggs. This sounds serious.

26.02.2025 02:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I prefer anti-colonialism nuts

13.02.2025 23:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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How Close Are We to Another Pandemic? Podcast Episode · The Daily · 02/13/2025 · 25m

Pretty surreal listening to this episode of The Daily on the same day RFK Jr gets confirmed

13.02.2025 17:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Moon and Venus

02.02.2025 02:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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Uh

01.02.2025 21:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🫡

01.02.2025 17:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag

That brief glimmer of hope when Mitch 🐢 voted NO

25.01.2025 16:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yep I don’t like overly gruesome stuff but it sounds interesting. I only saw Dune 2 but might watch Conclave this weekend.

23.01.2025 17:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’ve seen exactly one of the oscar movies

23.01.2025 16:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Good morning Austin! Did you build a snowperson?⛄️(Because we have to stand in defiance of his two gender executive order and make all snowmen nonbinary you see)

21.01.2025 15:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Listening to the text-to-speech audio of Letters From an American and this caught me off guard literal lol

21.01.2025 07:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Update: I think it’s graupeling here

21.01.2025 03:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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❄️???

21.01.2025 02:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

OrangeSky

17.01.2025 15:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They both just miss their kitty

16.01.2025 05:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Nice and cool walking weather in Austin

13.01.2025 23:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yep I got it from Tarjay

11.01.2025 17:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She knows

11.01.2025 05:42 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I just tried the raspberry herbal tea from that brand and it’s also pretty good. Might be my new nighttime tea.

11.01.2025 05:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Drop the “the”. It’s cleaner.

11.01.2025 04:09 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d use Kirklandbook.

11.01.2025 04:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.01.2025 23:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks!

09.01.2025 16:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can I be in it?

09.01.2025 16:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not my lifestyle but someone on old Twitter (might’ve been Mike Birbiglia) talked about successfully quitting coffee with Harney & Sons Hot Cinnamon tea. It’s pretty good. Black tea so prob not what you want but thought I’d mention it if you need a half caff option that tastes like something.

09.01.2025 02:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This fortune cookie is a big fuck you to Isaac Newton

09.01.2025 02:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been calling Democritus a dumbass for years

08.01.2025 20:54 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0