Sargie 🐾

In disbelief that management's cat food spending is over budget

It was a close call

Please hurry, I'm close to starvation

Oh wow

Are you moving

Time and again everyone gets home so late when they should be rushing home to keep me company every day. IT IS A PRIVILEGE TO PET ME

Hello there

Yelling at my pops who really should stop going out of town

Guess she has a few thoughts on my outfit

Run free Linus. ❤️ @theasscat.bsky.social

We closed

So sorry for your loss 💔

Definitely camping season

That was incredibly insensitive of the person.

I'm camping

😞 Nooooo.

So sorry for your loss 💔

Oh, we are so very sorry. 😞 💔

Much to the humans' dismay, mousing has been productive. I actually caught #88 yesterday. Mom's horrified. They've done so much work ơn the house and they're still entering...

I will snuggle him whether he wants to or not

Hunting Papa

Happy birthday Loomis

There are entire text message exchanges that consist only of stickers of me.

What

I'm Sargie and I approve this device

Aw, yeah, we can't quite figure out BlueSky and mom's been busy and not posting much. We are still around though!

Oh wow, NEW PACKAGING! 😻 Now what is this trash that was in the box?

I have entered my blanket cave for important reasons. Please do not disturb unless you bear snacks

Someone is scratching my collar vigorously and it definitely isn't me, it's definitely this intruder with sandpaper