nightylamp

i didnt get to play any reindeer games either, not that anyone gives a shit

its an old circus term

dont stroke it cuz its over, cum cuz it happened

sorry

they should have 2 different toilets. one for pissing, and the other one for licking your dick softly until you bust

good night to lesbians only

"you look like you hopped straight off the bus from Dingle Town"

so can we fuck the pokemon yet or no?

youre telling me a gassy gnoll killed JFK?

please

facebook screenshot of my post: "doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

THIS FUCKER STOLE 30 OF *MY* LIKES

saying i "screwed the pooch" to suss out any undercover zoophiles

becoming a family a-smile-lator

gassy

help i just farted and idk where it went

i dont even fault trump for saying that shit cuz im an "i guess" mf too

[starting a poop war but i regret it] what have i sharted...

this meeting could have been epic

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. anyone said this shit

parents dont even say "look out!" when they fly that airplane with food into your mouth anymore

i cant even imagine that many games

hello, nice to meet you. this isnt even my final form.

when is the next solar eclipse

need someone's body weight on top of me

i feel like thats an odd thing to say about re:zero. i get being tired of isekai tho, i dont really like the genre.