Ryan Kellerman

Lol, sports aside I feel the same about the whole state. Well except Cincinnati maybe. 😊

I'm confused...you were conducting the Weber concerto? Was a student performing it?

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Nate's just explicitly grifting MAGA/"the right" these days. Even stats boy can find the occasional strawman useful. 🥰

Very, very rarely anymore.

You may be losing your grip on reality. 😬

How them Epstein files coming along?

Hey that's not fair. It's not the racism of the klan, it's more the casual ignorant racism of one of your uncles.

Ha, this is great without knowing the context.

"killed all the puppies..."

California's carpets are finally safe from this scourge.

AI's greatest sin may be exposing how big of suckers we are to fall for such obvious clanker slop.

the robot also doubling over as if it kicked itself in the balls too makes this ten times funnier

Meme image of voters killing democracy and then blaming the MSM.

It must have been 2, obviously.

Ad lib it?

Oof, sorry man. If I knew something about college sports I'd try to ask you something happier. Hell, if you were an NFL/Bears fan right now you'd have no choice but to be irrationally happy.

"Oh look, this score and all these instrumental parts fell off the back of a truck. Guess we can perform it to our heart's content now."

Is that the gist of it?

"can lead to" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

Cool Minecraft base.

Searched "stir them beans" and this didn't even come up. 😞

You're alright man. Happy to be a dumpee. ☺️

It's not just other men, but some women too. Doing things like talking about their boyfriend crying giving them the ick and whatnot. 🤦

In the patriarchy, this is the only emotion men are allowed.

If they don't we should start our own hall of fame. It'll be 27 corridors full of awesome and they'll be sad they're not part of it.

Pope Benedict dunking a basketball as a bunch of old white dudes watch.

I asked Canva's gen AI to give me Pope Benedict dunking...it seems the answer is no. Also they lowered the hoop for him. Smh.

🧵 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read.

He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords

Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:

What do penguins export?

I feel a sense of dread just looking at this. In about 20 minutes I'm going to feel like jamming an icepick into my head.

Luigi Mangione Was Concerned For McDonald's Worker Who Reported Him to Police Mangione's attorneys claim he apologized for any inconvenience his arrest caused and that he hoped the employee's information would not be released.

“I apologize for the inconvenience of the day," Mangione's attorneys claim he said. “They aren’t going to put the cashier from McDonald’s information out there are they? It wouldn’t be good for her. A lot of people will be upset I was arrested.”