What is a synonym for spring? "Motorcycle."
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What is a synonym for spring? "Motorcycle."
Love the title.
Gunny. ☕️☕️
It's Monday. Check your work.
There isn't any more bad news today than there was in 1257. We have just improved the delivery systems.
via #FakeAPStylebook: Due to accusations of sizeism, Fat Tuesday shall henceforth be referred to as "Full-Figured" or "Rubenesque" Tuesday.
If something a man says can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
I have heard her song.
"I think midlife is when the Universe gently places her hands upon your shoulders, pulls you close, and whispers in your ear: I’m not screwing around." — Helen Mirren
It's Friday. Check your work.
via #FakeAPStylebook: The deceased's time volunteering in the community goes in the obituary. The stand-off with the police goes on the front page.
Gunny. ☕️☕️
We decide every day.
Gunny. 🥃🥃 🤨
It's Monday. Check your work.
A man tells a friend about his hobby of collecting the wives of other men. The friend is shocked & expresses strong disapproval.
The man shrugs with a wry smile.
“Man, look. If the fruit is already rotten, you can’t blame me if I catch it as it falls.”
#HeatFromAColderSun #amwriting
3000 years before the "Serving Salvation" series, Earth is dying and Frances T. Murphy is hunting a homicidal robot.
When Androids have free will, what does it mean to be Human?
Pre-order "Finding Salvation" today. #newbook #writingcommunity
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Feel better fast, mister.
It's Friday. Check your work.
When you skeptically accept a friend request from an account purporting to be an accomplished writer and the immediate DM is, "Hi iam new mamber." 😆
Rare photo of Abraham Lincoln playing the Stratocaster given to him by Keith Richards.
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⏳ After chipping away at it, I've finally recovered the 13m I've been behind since Monday.
We The People ARE the jury. Let’s roll!
For tonight
We have this word salad on the side of our fridge, and three nominal adults, three college kids, and various guests have contributed mots bon. Some of them are vaguely Shakespearean. 🤔
This one is an event. Most important novel I’ve written since MIDWIVES in 1997 or THE SANDCASTLE GIRLS in 2012. Learn more at chrisbohjalian.com/the-amateur/ . @doubledaybooks.bsky.social
via #FakeAPStylebook: "Magna Carta," NOT "Magna Charta." Yes, we're looking at you, Sacramento Bee. One more time and you're off the damned service.
